JosephABeck

I am literally the most boring person on the face of the earth... if you follow me, you are either deeply disturbed, bored, or need therapy... welcome!!!

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

This is the weekend for my #HighSchoolReunion. I can't go because my high school is halfway across the country & decades in my rearview mirror. I think one day this week I will commemorate it by wearing a #Pager, drinking a cherry #ClearlyCanadian & wearing #ParachutePants.

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

I lack the depth of information to properly contribute to the conversation. From the outside looking in the #Dichotomy of providing $35,000,000,000 in foreign aid to our international allies & offering $750 per family to the survivors of Hurricane #Helene2024 does not look good.

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

One of these is puppet comedic character whose mouth is moving but someone else is talking... the other three are muppets. @elonmusk @PlanetTyrus @KatTimpf @Gutfeldfox @realDonaldTrump

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

Seems about right... #Tired & trying to get through a day already moving in #SlowMotion. I am already working on a calorie deficency & I am dressed up for work. Gotta love #Houston humidity and heat.

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

You know, today was not half bad. I started to control my caloric in-take better, the @HoustonTexans won & the impending feeling of doom stalking the edge of my soul has diminished. I would say it is a #GoodDay, if I type that into the digital world, F**kery happens. #ManifestIt

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

Why is it some people are so invested into using the #Buzzword #WordSalad. I, as a larger person, can appreciate the use of the word, salad. I rarely indulge in a salad, let a lone a word salad, but I feel like if you put enough ranch on anything, why not? Time to change accents.

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

Not feeling great but, hey at least I have... nope don't have that... well I can go... damn nevermind, can't go there... I should try to... F***!!! That disappeared to... I give up. Back to your regularly scheduled program. #Reality #TryTryAgain #GoodNight

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

I feel like a #Sheepeople as I drive into #Houston on I-45 in bumper to bumper morning traffic. I look around at my fellow commuters to see a #Shakespearen level of production for in-vehicle drama & comedy. Costumes, applying make up, curling irons, fighting & all this before 9am

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

I just got done watching all 6 episodes of #MrMcMahon on @netflix. Very interesting, definitive perspective. Turns out, I am in the 5th episode for 2 whole seconds. So, I guess, going to #WWE #WrestleMania back in 2014 was a good way to make it onto a streaming service.

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

It has been a mentally challenging day. Processing a lot of images that were difficult to view. I have been watching puppy & kitten videos as a #MentalPalateCleanser. A callous disregard for life should be difficult to view & when it stops being difficult, we are all in trouble.

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

Nothing wrong with a bit of #BabyFaces & #Heels on #WWERaw. It is a wee bit of #Nostalgia also to see @WWE is bring back Saturday Night Main Event. I remember sneaking into the living room to watch the old cathode ray tube & turning the dial to get the right channel. #IAmOldish

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

https://t.co/cCyqekCEZZ You know, I still remember going to the #ComicBook store every week for new books. I bought my first #Comic in 1982. To see all these stories transition to the big screen is so fascinating. #Nostalgia is truly heroin to placate a restless soul.

[Marvel Entertainment @Marvel]

Careful who you assemble. Marvel Studios’ #Thunderbolts* is only in theaters May 2025.

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

So today started off challenging & is currently trending down. Now a key factor to remember is, by challenging, I mean it in a #FirstWorld barely #MiddleClass & not terminally ill way. My problems are not real problems, but they are my problems. #Clarity #BackToAlmostFunnySoon

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

#Adversity is a key test to support that is of a dubious and unstable consistency. When your circumstances cause trepidation and frustration rather than jubilation you will find out where you really stand. #GOTexans We got this. @HoustonTexans #HaveFaith #InStroudWeTrust

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

@EASPORTSCollege I managed to get through ten seasons and at this point I realize that the one thing my team needs... more #NILMoney. The game is fun & enjoyable if not a wee bit too repetitive. So after such a long delay. Worth the wait, back to waiting. #OnToTheNext #PSP #Xbox

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

I am uncertain as to whether eating after 10 am but before 12 pm is called #brunch or #lunch? Is there a hard and fast rule on start time? Is it only the #weekends or can you eat brunch on a #weekday? Is brunch a noun or a verb? #UnoriginalThoughts

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

So my life path has me "hand selling" (a term used to describe direct consumer engagement with product in-hand) & part of that is greeting guests as they enter. A HUGE pet peeve, for me, is when I say greet them, "Hello welcome to ****." their immediate reply is "No thank you."

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

One of the problems I have noticed becoming prevalent lately, our #TwoPartySystem has become so divisive. So I stand against such an antiquated beliefs. We accept all parties. I am both #TeamCanine & #TeamFeline. #LoveAllAnimals. Except you #TeamFlea, you eat a bag of dicks.

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

What do you do for work... I provide a solution ethanol and water with volatile organic compounds extracted from botanicals held in suspension. #GinMakesYouSin #TomThumbsHappyJuice #SpicyVodka

[JosephABeck @JoeUnleashed]

It is a sad day for me when my cat has more muscle tone then me... my #Tuxedo over there looking like Arnold Schwarzinheimer in the 80s and he sleeps 70% of his day away. I can barely fall asleep and the only tone my arms have is pasty white. #MyCatEatSleepWorkoutRepeat