Joe Vardy, CISSP

Cybersecurity nerd, pop culture geek, beer snob, and sports enthusiast. Contradicting social norms since the 90s.

[Joe Vardy, CISSP @JoeVardy]

Hey @Endy, I’m a little annoyed. The bed you delivered was defective and I can’t even set it up. I reported it last Friday and still haven’t heard back. That’s not great customer service. I thought I left the ‘mattress on the floor’ life behind in college.

[Joe Vardy, CISSP @JoeVardy]

@SkipTheDishes is this really how you treat your customers? Also no refund applied… not even the 50%

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@RoboT_RampagE @DanFlashes99 Fuck that was so funny.

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@dodo99 @PtboPolice It’s also entirely possible these are the top 15 apps used by kids and Tinder isn’t one of them. Bumble is on there…

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@RoboT_RampagE @LovelyZena You mean, spent 15 being told to go away. 😉 why does that chair say “Joseph Lawrence”?

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@jakeshieldsajj Fresh

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@elonmusk @Tesla should have an onscreen instant feedback button to report undesirable behaviour when using adaptive cruise, autopilot, or FSD.

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@Blonde_Duchess @SkipTheDishes Weird… I’m literally on the other side of the country experiencing the exact same thing. Ordered A&W, driver is across the street at McDonald’s. will be in here in 3min for the last 20min.

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@elonmusk why aren’t interest rates also locked at time of order? I get there were supply chain issues but my car is now costing me an extra $6.5k in interest today. With another delivery delay to September it’ll likely be $10k more in interest for a car I ordered in October 2021

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@aof_official Got hosed by @Ticketmaster had four floor seats in my cart when I checked out they switched to lawn. When I called they said it was known issue but couldn't do anything for me. Super disappointing.