Joe Williams

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

@BasitSubhani Then what? Boundary countback? #justice

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

@cjsbishop @BLACKCAPS This tweet aged well

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

By the BAREST OF MARGINS #ENGvsNZ

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

For anyone who doubts, this is why test cricket is and always will be the pinnacle. #ENGvsNZ

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

@jo_moir So just another day?

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

Then you could do another with a batsman in cricket and a red clad bowler who keeps talking up how fast he’ll bowl. It gets dark, he’s still at the crease “mate, what are you still doing?” “Waiting for the delivery”

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

@NZNationalParty idea for campaign add - average Joe keeps checking on a parcel. He keeps looking outside and sits on his deck until after dark, his neighbour asks him what he’s doing and he yells back “still waiting for the delivery”

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

@BenThomasNZ to what extent was the govt’s poll bump a result of them promising to scrap everything, and to what extent does that go back down now that they’re not (quite) scrapping everything? #nzpol

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

@coughlthom Telling Aucklanders to “be kind to one another” (while important) might not have been the best way to separate himself from the covid narrative

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

4 yrs waiting for @eltonofficial, 2 hours battling traffic, 40 mins walking through rain. Piano and drums wrapped in plastic were the warning sign. Completely the right call if it’s unsafe but it’s not like they couldn’t see it coming?!?? Just gutted #eltonjohncancelled

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

Elton John. Cancelled ⁦⁦@NZStuff⁩

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

Rumours circulating that @avancenz has started working on a sequel called “red blood” - first chapter to be copied and pasted #nzpol

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

@coughlthom This is the equivalent of John Key resigning and Bill English going “no thanks” - massive, he was their next best chance. #nzpol

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

There are about to be a hell of a lot of people who can’t afford their mortgages, especially those that borrowed up to the max with at 2-3%. Watch for fire sales in Akl especially #rbnz #interestrates

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

@MatthewHootonNZ Why is no media outlet reporting this yet? Is it embargoed?

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

Can anyone tell me why this isn’t big news on @NZStuffPolitics @nzherald @NewshubPolitics? Is it embargoed?

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

Roy Morgan’s latest poll:

Labour: 35.4%
Greens: 8.5%
National: 31.5%
Act: 18.5%

National and Act would be able to form a govt on these numbers.

#nzpol https://t.co/QylCqzzLqz

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

The new 3-phase plan to fight Omicron:

Phase 1: we use the increasingly outdated tools we currently have to fight it until we reach 1000 cases a day

Phase 2: the above tools are beginning not to work but don’t panic

Phase 3: we’ll have the detail sussed by then dw

#nzpol

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

Strong contender for loveliest roundabout in NZ @TheACCnz

[Joe Williams @JoeWilliamsNZ]

@BLACKCAPS are looking at batting once and batting big, so we may be witnessing Ross Taylor’s last ever test inning 😢 #NZvsBan