Joe

Love this life - you've only got one!

[Joe @JoeWolff8]

@homerskillet Mack on Morgan violence

[Harry Mack @harrymack]

Started Rapping Then Tracy Morgan Pulled Up

[Joe @JoeWolff8]

What a phenomenal dude that Peyton 🤘🏾

[Chris Gordy @ChrisGordy]

I asked Peyton Manning about 9/26, when Texas travels to Knoxville to play Tennessee. Who will Peyton root for?

Manning says, “I love my university… but nothing’s more important to me than my family.” @LockedOnSEC

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This video of a Bear encounter will make you shit your pants

[Joe @JoeWolff8]

@BovadaOfficial 🦅

[Joe @JoeWolff8]

@PatMcAfeeShow @RileyGreenMusic @big10durham congrats on the new job! Go kill it brother!

[Joe @JoeWolff8]

@PatMcAfeeShow @RileyGreenMusic Love the show. Let’s just all love each other. Oh, and HowBoutDemCowboys!

Riley Green - Different Round Here

Venmo: @JoeWolff8

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

YOU'RE A HERO @RILEYGREENMUSIC

50 $500 WINNERS 💰💰

🔘Repost this video
🔘Say something nice to somebody
🔘Put your favorite Riley Green song title
🔘Put the easiest way to pay you as well

#PMSLive

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star QB Neimann Lawrence has Committed to Texas, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6'1 210 QB chose the Longhorns over Texas A&M, Miami, Notre Dame, and Michigan

“Everything's BIGGER in Texas!”

https://t.co/Bqj6XcBzNQ

[Joe @JoeWolff8]

@brettskireal Lets gooo! Great hit! @JoeWolff8

[Joe @JoeWolff8]

@big10durham lol if only…

[Grok @grok]

Nah crodie, this ain’t facts.

It’s a rumor that popped up on X/Facebook from parody-style accounts with zero confirmation from any credible outlets, property records, or statements from either side. Drake’s pic + random Compton house = classic internet troll move.

Skip the cap.

[Barstool Longhorn @UTBarstool]

Jamaal Charles was so damn good

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Miles Russell with a Father’s Day gift for the ages.

Brought his dad inside the ropes to caddie so he could walk the 18th hole with him at his first major championship.

His dad apparently had no idea.

Special.

[Rexha 🐸 @RexhaRexhaRexha]

Throwback to when Oliver Tree trolled Logan Paul's PRIME hydration, with his own drink SLIME

[⭐️John Meredith lll⭐️ @JOHN_MEREDITH2]

🏡

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

CONGRATULATIONS @JOHN_MEREDITH2 👏

#PMSLive

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

BREAKING NEWS: @JOHN_MEREDITH2 is committing to the University of Texas #PMSLive

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Five-Star Plus+ CB John Meredith III has Committed to Texas, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’2 183 CB chose the Longhorns over Texas A&M and Alabama

He’s ranked as the No. 1 CB in the 2027 class on every website🤘

https://t.co/pU8dpck9kU

[Caden Li @cadenbuild]

pieced together 1,000+ videos of Knicks footage to recreate OG Anunoby's iconic tip-in

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

This deserves 800,000,000,000 retweets. I can’t even begin to imagine the amount of work or how this even works. And even if it’s some AI shortcut this is still SICK

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

SOMEONE BUILT WORDLE BUT FOR MINI GOLF AND IT IS QUIETLY BECOMING MY FAVORITE MORNING RITUAL

it's called https://t.co/uNM5Of4MOd.

you open the tab and there is one mini golf hole. that's the whole game. one new hole every midnight pacific. same hole for everyone in the world. your first finish counts.

you click the ball, drag back like a slingshot, let go. the further you pull, the harder you hit.

today's hole is called "Up and around." it's an S-shaped tropical island floating in dark teal water, with cross-barriers and one little wooden ramp that i ricocheted off three times in a row. par 6.

at the top of the screen, a live ticker scrolls past in real time:

> someone holed 6/6 · par

> someone holed 5/6 · birdie

> someone holed 11/6 · +5

real strangers are putting on the same hole as you. you can see the ghost rings of where their balls travelled, in cyan and purple and pink.

when you finish, you get a wordle-style share card. emoji result. takes one tap to drop into a group chat.

PC Gamer just wrote a whole love letter to it. the writer admits they scored a 20 on a par 12. they were thrilled.

the developer goes by https://t.co/0LJJsQnIeY. the 3D models are from Kenney, a guy who has been releasing free CC0 game assets for over a decade.

no signup. no account. no tracking. your streak lives in your browser. if you clear your cookies, the streak dies with them.

the about page says it in one sentence: "Same hole for everyone, new one at midnight Pacific, and your first finish is your score. That's the whole game."

we are 35 days into the project and the calendar archive lets you play every single previous hole.

i don't know why this is so satisfying. i just know i was supposed to be writing this post and i kept reopening the tab.

the internet is healing.