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36. Salemโs Dad ๐โโฌ, Everton fan, homo. Not necessarily in that order. Lifeโs too short, letโs just be nice & have a laugh ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
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Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care homeโs talent show.
Yessss! Twinks heard big cheers and stayed. House will be RATTLED #BBUK
Either Philip has genuinely misunderstood his mate or heโs trying to retcon it to make himself feel better #BBUK
Is Samuelโs Dad Silas from Hollyoaks?! #BBUK
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