Joe Yuill

football music & more football

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Woke up this morning to find a big lump on my penis....

Or the wife as she prefers to be called

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Harry and Meghan have contacted Celtic Football Club to ask what it's like to live without a title.

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Happy birthday to me

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Happy New year everyone

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Merry Christmas everyone

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I was in the butchers in East London today and the bloke in front asked for a panda sausages. How fucking disgusting to kill these majestic creatures!!.. 🤔😂

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My son asked me " dad, wots the difference between a pussy and a cunt??"

"Come and have look at this" I said and lifted the sheets on my naked sleeping wife, "that son is a pussy"

"Its wonderful dad" said my son "can I touch it?? No son if you touch it you're wake the cunt up

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Me

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@TrevorReilly11 where can I get a hold of vukovi / binary finary. ?

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@Beat106Scotland as usual the tunes are banging....nice 1

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@hariborfc No much...what time is kick off?

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Good morning everyone

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@hariborfc What's happening jim