Joe Connors

Go ahead. Follow me.

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

Maps are wrong.

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

Batman & Robin is a good movie.

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

@billburr Mind your P's & Q's - mind your pints and quarts (don't drink too much). Told by a friend who reads, not me. #IDontRead

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

@billburr Watching your special. I recently declined a cruise vacation with my girlfriend. Thank you for giving me support. #TheCleanse

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

@billburr "Over the bar line, like Vinnie Colaiuta." Thank you.

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

People that celebrate Memorial Day like its the 4th of July.

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

I just want to know how Sansa Stark maintains her eyebrows during all of this. #GameofThrones

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

Come on, I'll give you some chips.

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

It works, Napoleon. You don't even know.

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

It's a time machine, Napoleon. We bought it online.

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

In the hospital. "'Nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out.' ...this is probably the wrong place to say that." @NikoleewithaK

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

Monthly tweet: milk is 10x better out of a mug

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Combined 4th grade band and orchestra practice @TonySinanis @alillienstein #cantiague

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

Rumba: the only time it is acceptable to clap on 1 & 3.

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

The Weeknd should only be a featured artist.

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

@willistonedeaf https://t.co/Aeiqa5JVW0

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Basically... it would have been worth A LOT of money.

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

Yeah, hold on...I forgot to put in the crystals.

[Joe Connors @JoeZappaa]

I think they only hired these two because they couldn't get Michael and Janet Jackson. The other one is just playing Twinkie the Kid.

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(lb)eyonce

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Kill me. #SuperbowlHalfTime