Joe Zimmerman

New special “Cult Classic” on YouTube & Hulu

[Joe Zimmerman @joezimmerman]

Leaf blower people: I've been brainstorming and here are my ideas.

1) Rake

It's a good tool: no noise, no gasoline, no dirt shot into my face, good exercise, inexpensive

2) Leave...the leaves.

Why intervene with fate? Maybe there's a reason they fell where they fell.

[Joe Zimmerman @joezimmerman]

Upcoming shows ☺️☺️☺️🤑🤯
8.19-21 | Bridgeport, CT w/ Brian Regan
8.23 | Hyannis Port, MA w/ Jim Gaffigan
8.28-30 | Palace Theater at Cedar Point
9.18 | Alfred, NY | Kent Brewing
9.26 | Asheville, NC | The Grey Eagle
9.30 | Park Slope, NY | Union Hall w/ Emmy Blotnick

[Joe Zimmerman @joezimmerman]

Smoldering genius burns within me like ___ (look up word later)

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@Seraphinaf5 9,051?

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Comedian roasts … horoscopes?

[Lori @loripalminteri]

https://t.co/FGIJ1YBPgt
@QEDAstoria @joezimmerman @tonydeyo

[Nate Bargatze @natebargatze]

Hey everybody! My dad released his new special called Out In A Minute. It’s a magic comedy special that’s fun for the whole family. If you’re looking for something to watch, go to the Nateland YouTube channel and watch Out In A Minute!

Click here
🔗 https://t.co/NyExEo8HXT

[🦦Wild New York🐺 @wildnewyorkshow]

My Coyotes are Central
My Pigeons are creepin’
My turtles are Painted
My Knicks are Sweepin’
#lfgk #nbafinals

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@TheMikeTrainor 👊

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Women be flipping over your calendar to the correct month.

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@Jackkk I'm finally interested

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New idea: keep your darlings

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AI will say it's haters.

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Daylight savings is a perfect system, everyone is sleepy and grumpy for a week so that 19th century farmers can keep getting richer.

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@AcmeComedyCo One of my favorites

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@zzdoublezz the exponential / factors of 10 / power of brother teams in action

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

tonight! it’ll be a fun one

[Joe Zimmerman @joezimmerman]

BROOKLYN this WED FEB 18 at @UnionHallNY 7:30

Zach Zimmerman and I co-host and co-headline with special guests Emmy Blotnick, Phil Hanley, & surprise.

Are we real brothers? Answers to come. @zzdoublezz

[Joe Zimmerman @joezimmerman]

Well, at least dinosaurs were fluffier, chubbier, and more feathered than previously thought.
~me at the end of a long day

[Joe Zimmerman @joezimmerman]

Saint Louis! After fun Nate shows at the Enterprise Arena this week, I'm back May 29-30 to headline the St. Charles Funny Bone 💫
https://t.co/gcf7JctFBe @stlfunnybone