Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.
Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.
My purpose in the game is fulfilled ⭐️
I lived out my childhood dreams, played on the biggest stages, won the biggest trophies. Grateful to God for all of it.
To all my fans, the clubs, my teammates and my family: this will forever be ours. Thank you.
The mission is complete. Now I step into my next calling.
More of the journey to come.
Love,
Divock Origi
🚨 OFFICIAL: James Milner retires from professional football. He has the record for most appearances ever in Premier League.
🏆🏆🏆 Premier League
🏆🏆 FA Cup
🏆🏆 Community Shield
🏆🏆 League Cup
🏆 Champions League
Fuck the owners for that timing. Announce it last week and give him the final game and give him a nice send off.
Instead a league winning manager for Liverpool sat on the bench alone staring into the void feeling isolated.
Absolute joke.