Joe

good day sunshine

[Joe @Joe_Flynn_]

We shat the bed as always 💩

[England @England]

Our @FIFAWorldCup semi-final ends in defeat.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Messi doesn’t even make my all-time World XI.
Assuming peak performance, this is my 🐐 team:
Banks
Cafu
Baresi
Maldini
Carlos
Zidane
Matthaus
Ronaldinho
Maradona
Cristiano
Ronaldo

[Joe @Joe_Flynn_]

Full year without a drink, my mental health has never felt better 🏃🏻‍♂️

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!

[Michael Owen @themichaelowen]

Christmas is underrated. Best day of the year by far. #Family

[Joe @Joe_Flynn_]

Starting the gym & running has done my mental health the world of good over the last year 🫡

[Joe @Joe_Flynn_]

Absolute masterclass from Littler

[Neil Warnock @warnockofficial]

By all means enjoy opening your presents…
your mid morning bucks fizz..
your selection box..
20 pigs in blankets..
too many sprouts..
too much pudding... 
a turkey butty.. 
your mince pie and brandy butter… 

But enjoy it by being disciplined! 😉

Merry Christmas everybody 🎅🏻

[Amanda ✨ @futuramagirlie]

I’m surprised nobody said Futurama.

“Space Pilot 3000” is a pilot that should be studied in every film school.

[Oasis @oasis]

“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

[Joe @Joe_Flynn_]

Words of wisdom

[HARMON @TheBeAManGuy]

GO TO AN EMPTY BAR.
DRINK ALONE.
HATE YOUR LIFE.
BE MISERABLE.

BE A MAN

[Joe @Joe_Flynn_]

@PhilJonesy3 @williamnichols @bushontheradio Does it say cabbage or seaweed on the menu?

[England @England]

🦁🦁🦁

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Harry Kane makes Cristiano Ronaldo look energetic.

[England @England]

Hang it in the louvre. 🖼️

[Joe @Joe_Flynn_]

Laughable

[England @England]

The points are shared between the #ThreeLions and Denmark in Frankfurt.

[Joe @Joe_Flynn_]

Nothing raises my heart rate like an England game 🥴

[Joe @Joe_Flynn_]

Not many more enjoyable things in life than a beer and live music