Joe Guzzardo

Voted best burger in NYC!

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Unless your dog has peed on you, my dog does not smell your dog on you and never will.

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@ZachGawlik I dislike their interpretation of Detroit style, but you'll have to go north of 14th (Michigan) to hear me out.

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@ComradeEevee 202 is a better cover

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@whatwouldDOOdo think of the (seven Montanan) fans

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@JordanUhl he did today's NYT crossword

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saving insightful tweets for before boarding a plane

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proposing after we watch The Mask

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next challenge in this
science competition
is
who can make a
marshmallow building
to two feet high
fastest
And
if the financer
does bad things
what do you do

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@Urban_Dispatch @NYC_DOT @NYCTBus @2AvSagas Seems like an easy fix to add 30 officers if we can do 500 for subways. @NYCMayor @NYCSpeakerCoJo

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@offthegridtim please reconsider

[Vivian @suchnerve]

neutrality is a myth. “not picking a side” is siding with whomever is in power.

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imagine creating and mailing this advertisment

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wishing all my twitter friends
a happy birthday

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The dream is making "what is the price of eggs" dollars per year.

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My personal 2019 runner-up: Guy at the optical store who gets mistaken for staff, I’m sorry this is genius

https://t.co/PPfZjFpYRC

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+2

5 for 5

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I'm watching Star Trek (1966).
So far 4/4 for episodes with someone who can read minds and also someone who is too horny.

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um

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Hey @2AvSagas, you ever have a public sidewalk blocked by trash and private business simultaneously? (25th & 7th)

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@cheddar @jiveDurkey could be helpful if durkin were named dunkin
like the cups