In line at McDonald’s.... shitty little kid behind me screaming he wants an apple pie at his mother...
I get to counter...
Me: Hi I’ll have a Number 3, Large.... and excuse me how many apple pies do you have back there....
McD worker: 12
Me: I’ll take them all
I have 3 things to say about this
1. I saw this earlier and didn’t retweet it and now both mine and Danielle’s cars broke down
2. Fuck whoever put this on my timeline
3. You better retweet this if you don’t want to hate your life for the next month
Hey kids.... as school starts and you go to the cafeteria for lunch and see someone sitting alone...
Sit with them...
Talk to them...
Laugh with them...
Introduce them to your friends...
You know, all the things you’d like someone to do for you if you were sitting alone.