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[Joe 🅿️istorius @Joe_Pistorius]

@Zaccornelius_

Mt. Rushmore Idea:

Things I’d love to do all the time if there were no physical or mental repercussions

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@PardonMyTake @Zaccornelius_

Mt. Rushmore idea: Things I’d love to do all the time if there were no physical or mental repercussions

[Joe 🅿️istorius @Joe_Pistorius]

@PardonMyMeme I am a 9 year AWL and ALSO a premium Barnes and Noble customer. I'm available for any and all questions.

[Joe 🅿️istorius @Joe_Pistorius]

They could have at least tried to fix his patchy ass beard in post

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

NBA: Jordan Poole is a Wizard 🏊‍♂️

(via @WashWizards)

[Nickmercs @NICKMERCS]

Niko Cruz Kolcheff.
Happy, healthy & strong.
Welcome to the world lil man! 💙

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[Joe 🅿️istorius @Joe_Pistorius]

They have to be at Angry Crab

[Kyle Odegard @Kyle_Odegard]

Sean Payton has been on-site interviewing with the Cardinals for much of the day, per source. He’s currently eating lunch with owner Michael Bidwill and GM Monti Ossenfort.

[Billy 🏈 @Billyhottakes]

If this tweet gets to 2500 retweets exactly for at least 15 seconds, @PardonMyMeme and I will be heading down to Arrowhead this weekend dressed as Chiefsaholic and Andy Reid to record a PMTV deep dive into the real lives of superfans.

[Joe 🅿️istorius @Joe_Pistorius]

Does the host sing too? #RAHChristmas

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#RAHChristmas the people want a harp solo

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The legend

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@TheoAshNFL

[Joe 🅿️istorius @Joe_Pistorius]

@ktf73 @SpreadFactory Uofa winnings and LSU losing, my brain can’t make sense of it all

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Lucky Gambling Squirrel. If you don’t retweet you’ll have bad Gambling luck all season

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Paying 40k for a Kia is wack

[melody @MULCH_EATER]

Well, it happened. I accidentally pressed my joke Amazon dash button that orders a Kia Sorento.

[Joe 🅿️istorius @Joe_Pistorius]

@ktf73 @equitybruin @sowapatch It’s about to get so personal this year

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@PFTCommenter #football

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The world is healing

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

Jerry Bruckheimer confirms that NATIONAL TREASURE 3 is still in development

He says that the script is “really good” and being sent to Nicolas Cage soon

(via @ComicBook)

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Stranger Things is real

[Sherwood Lovehead 𝕏 @biczaddy]

another animal in the water ive never seen b4

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