Joe Willmott

I create products that encourage play. With a little bit of gold and a pager. #HODL. UX Lead & Product Owner at @wearemonterosa

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The Trionda looks like it could take laces as well as the Jabulani #WorldCup

[Iran Army Media @IranArmyMedia]

Dear Americans,

Your President is a Pedophile

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I screenshotted my Amazon basket last month. It's now "Prime Day" and every single item is more expensive, claiming it's a Prime Day Deal.

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@jakemilsom3 @NetflixUK Heard it was shit anyway 🤷‍♀️

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Wtf is this shit @NetflixUK you've been bigging up #WWEonNetflix and now I can't watch it!? Send me a new TV plz. #WWERawonNetflix

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@trianguleight @fesshole So... Bitcoin?

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@BobbyBlack1990 Go to bed

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Just went to @Tesco and then @AldiUK - the "Aldi price match" in Tesco is false. Half the products which had it were cheaper in Aldi than Tesco.

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@CVNutt82 @PetsatHome 5 years later, still true 100% of the time 🤦‍♀️

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@planetjedward Are you whispering so you don't wake somebody up?

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@planetjedward I just got mentioned by Jedward. I'm sweating from head to toe.

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@Lucas_Souza_LX @OptaJoe I did indeed make this (15+ years ago). Whilst I have no idea where the music came from as it's been so long, I was a child with very little money to spend on my games, so it would have been sourced from either @Sounddogs or @Newgrounds' audio portal as most of my audio was.

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No footballer has ever won the World Cup whilst being the current Ballon d'Or holder. @OptaJoe I'll take that Twitter handle now xoxo

[jack @jack]

this will likely be our most important contribution to the internet. proud of the team. #web5

(RIP web3 VCs 🤫)

https://t.co/vYlVqDyGE3

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Bought @HisenseGlobal Smart TV, opened @itvhub. They stopped supporting this device YESTERDAY. I don't know who, but somebody goofed massively when ITV was plastered on the box of a TV widely available across major UK supermarkets... and @ITV decided it was somehow obsolete 🤦‍♀️

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@cody_walthall @PlayStation Like that? Absolute joke.

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@MixxDattNegroo Been down all day but PlayStation Support have also decided not to show up today. The network status page says all good though, so it must just be thousands of gamers who have got it wrong 💃

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@PlayStation Thousands of people unable to get online all day (PS4 UK) but your status report says all is good so we've been dismissed by support. We pay for this, you need to fix it.

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@almurray @almurray wanna come watch the new one with me?

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@whimsical Thanks. I can't do those things, but I'm also clocking off and have a bit of time on my side, so happy to wait - glad your team already caught it earlier 👍

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@whimsical I can no longer place an image. Could do it yesterday, but now the button and hitting "I" do nothing at all.