Joe

wonderful

[Joe @Joe__Stranger]

Please don’t read my tweets. They are personal.

[Joe @Joe__Stranger]

@LuciaOC_ I’m nowhere close to an expert on language but I’m pretty sure that saying ‘We’ll let it go’ when it comes to backing out of a home invasion makes no sense.

[Joe @Joe__Stranger]

@flea333 And I’m guessing this is just another thing I’m supposed to believe?

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I did a fart and it smelled just like poo

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Me after saying their lyrics are corny:

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I bought kitten food for my full grown cat because it was half price. The pet shop lady engaged with me in kitten chat and gave me heaps of free kitten stuff. Now I have to live a lie for what the internet says is about 18 months

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@bikinigrill Kneecap. I liked it so much I will probably see it again and say ‘here it comes again’ next time

[Joe @Joe__Stranger]

I wonder if they’ll ever finish New York

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Trying to convince my girlfriend to skip highschool so we can go to more public places in the daytime. I don’t like crowds and she deserves a day away from the students.

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This is by far my favourite song about Puff

https://t.co/J43bjgqKpw

[Joe @Joe__Stranger]

@flea333 Hell yeah

[Joe @Joe__Stranger]

Santa could not possibly be his real name. Nobody is called Santa. No way his parents named him Santa. #sorry

[Joe @Joe__Stranger]

Me topless from behind with the imprint of a bra that was on too tight

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I like going shopping on my own so I can walk at my natural speed (fast) and focus on my natural feelings (angry, impatient)

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Trying to reframe all of my rejections with ‘maybe she needed to fart’

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The year is 2031 and Sydney is split into three classes.
The very rich, the real estate agents, and the polyamorous pods in their thirties - who can afford to rent with at least 3 middle level incomes per household.

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My girlfriend described the way I am as ‘not a bad or a good thing’ and I guess that is so.

[Joe @Joe__Stranger]

My thoughts on Jack Johnson? More like SNACK Johnson Hubba Hubba

[Joe @Joe__Stranger]

How about a bring your mums to work day. Let them see what we do, get to know each other.

[Joe @Joe__Stranger]

My cat pooed in my hat and my dog ate it. Their collaborations suck.