Joe Cooper

Hey, cookie. I'm Joe. I comfort grieving widows and divorcees. Want me to read your book?

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@MPMackMacKenzie Obviously not too well, since she's currently missing.

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I never thought I'd say this, but I'm bored in New York. I really need to get back to Knots Landing.

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@DianaFairgate Not while I'm in the house!

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@ValeneEwing Val! I need that draft by tonight.

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@KarenFairgate Have fun camping, cookie! Don't worry -- I'll stay with the kids.