Civilian Joe

went to the market

[littlebear36 @littlebear36_]

Best tweet of the World Cup

[SİYAH SANCAK @siyahsancakx]

⚫️ Bir adam, uzun yıllardır evinde beslediği yılanı haşlanmış yumurtaya alıştırarak hergün masraf yapmaktan kurtuldu.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

A group of kids go around and harass their neighborhood sex offenders.

Bro, we would’ve had a FIELD DAY if we had the registry back in the 80’s and 90’s.

Unfortunately back then, in order to know who was the local pedo, someone had to take one for the team.

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Está atrapado en un bucle temporal del que no puede salir.

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Lying and saying I have the fancy diarrhea instead of my usual style of diarrhea

[dede @SmallOffense]

A old man took his phone to a repair shop

The phone repair guy said “Nothing is wrong with your phone, sir.”

With tears in his eyes, the old man said “Fix my fucking phone nigga”

[frick @gofrickurself]

Why would i wash my pants if i'm just gonna piss in them again

[Miaw @Miaw]

Bro is fighting for his life back there

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

diarrhea would have to be coming out of my eyes for me to switch up on the bell i’m so sorry

[Jacson A. Bevens, LX @JacsonBevens]

Woke up 30 minutes earlier than normal to spend some extra time with my early-riser wife and let me tell you something… she was NOT pleased

[Kill Tony Commenter @KT_Commenter]

Bucket Pull 5:

Trenton Tebow kills Tony with a second set in a row to featured a zero out joke.

[The Real World @therealworld_ai]

Andrew Tate red pilled them years ago and had Tom Segura admit to his wife he would sleep with other women if he could 💀

[Bulvar Medya @Bulvarpress]

12 saattir beslemediği tavşanın yemleri görür görmez kendisini “paralel park” ettiği anlar viral oldu.

[N𝕖𝕙𝕕𝕦𝕞 @onlyCFrancisco]

She’ll definitely rethink her life choices after this

[Sammy Breakfast @sam_thraxx]

talking to a guy with a black wedding band

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

i need an hbcu to “discover” this by the start of football season

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Take 78 seconds out of your day to enjoy the Spanish broadcast of Messi’s equalizer

There are very few things in sports better than this

[Kill Tony Commenter @KT_Commenter]

Folks!

Either Pat O’Neill has saved his best stuff for last or his ability to write is not of this world.

His first joke about Pride Month + last joke making fun of himself both perfect.

[Royally Sage @sage1411]

My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.