Joe Wells

Newcastle United. Pun enthusiast.

[Joe Wells @Joeewells]

@DomScurr It’s a clear foul. Wissa prevents the defender from getting to Burn who has a clear run to the ball.

[Joe Wells @Joeewells]

@JackCun96 Who knows at this point mate. But something needs to change to make us harder to play against.

[Joe Wells @Joeewells]

@atjg__ Prestige condition

[whitey @whitey1892]

Newcastle are selling dressing gowns modeled by John ruddy on the club website to try and boost psr while man city are cooking the books to the tune of 900 mill. Whey aye man

[Joe Wells @Joeewells]

@AndyGni @StevenD1977 Yes, but the point is you can make a mistake and it’s not a big deal, you can try again next year. Teams restricted by FFP are absolutely fucked and have to sell off the entire team if they have a poor window. It’s not the same.

[Joe Wells @Joeewells]

@FabrizioRomano Fuck off

[Joe Wells @Joeewells]

@Rapturedly @CornedbeefstRed So you’re saying the players are corrupt as well? 🤣

[Joe Wells @Joeewells]

@Pratikmufc @NUFC Do you even know what point you’re trying to make?

All commercial deals are to enhance revenue you absolute pillock.

[Joe Wells @Joeewells]

@HLTCO The top and bottom of it is, if any of the ‘none big 6’ sides make a mistake in the transfer market (inevitable), you’re punished for it. Whereas big 6 sides can make as many as they like and keep spending.

[Mo Yassin @MrMMYassin]

Newcastle in this transfer window

[Joe Wells @Joeewells]

@ToonPolls Howe inherited the poorer team, but Jaissle inherits a side with little experience and great expectation. I’d argue the jarman has a tougher task.

[Joe Wells @Joeewells]

Who’d have thought it would be this World Cup where Wayne Rooney officially became a national hero.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.

[Joe Wells @Joeewells]

@footballontnt Saying this as if Rogers and Gordon didn’t combine for a goal against Argentina is weird. Why is literally everything a rage bait

[Joe Wells @Joeewells]

@atjg__ Nah definitely not. Just need to temper expectations this season and see where we go imo. Will help if Bruno is around like.

[Joe Wells @Joeewells]

@atjg__ Mint example of in slow motion doesn’t look like a one, but in normal time is a clear pen. Never a clear an obvious error.

[Joe Wells @Joeewells]

@NUFCMurph @MagpieGroupNUFC You think Woltemade is playing CM?