Joe Humphris

[Joe Humphris @Joehumphris]

@Amey_Sinfield no im at work, but im assuming you dirty scousers are winning? balotelli?

[888sport @888sport]

When your girlfriend asks if one of her friends is good looking… https://t.co/vPpBL4gsDf

[“cLoOoooSErrrr” @closedandpaid]

Way too many people pissing around in the gym doing 10 different exercises per body part. But not even putting weight on the bar

Face palm.

[3rd Eye Not @3rdEyeNot]

When you see your mate pull a bird… and then realise she's a munter https://t.co/AZ8l2sEUQQ

[Jamie Laing @JamieLaing_UK]

Why do we live life so safe when it's so much more exciting to live dangerously...

[Joe Humphris @Joehumphris]

@jameskfox desperate need in the centre mids mate! See you Saturday

[Joe Humphris @Joehumphris]

@jameskfox yes mate will be good too catch up! ill try not too talk about united as its probly a sore subject atm lol

[Joe Humphris @Joehumphris]

@tom_elliott007 ive seen it, kiz sent me a pic, it looks jokes! you might need a sock to stuff down there though with your maggott haha!

[Joe Humphris @Joehumphris]

@tom_elliott007 what are you on about lol there are loads left... #bananaman is getting on it!

[Quad Magazine UK @Quad_MagazineUK]

ENDUROLAND HIT THE BEACH http://t.co/Dtatld8Kud

[Joe Humphris @Joehumphris]

@LeeroyyB @CraigStoney86 haha where are you 2 sausage jockeys heading?

[Joe Humphris @Joehumphris]

@BradH173 im in skegness all next week mate and egypt the week after, ull have to curl them 5kgs alone for a fortnight! lol #pencilarms

[Joe Humphris @Joehumphris]

just waiting for that call up.... #englandjob

[Joe Humphris @Joehumphris]

#enduroland #race #ds450 http://t.co/ZlwBWC0d6w

[Joe Humphris @Joehumphris]

@Amey_Sinfield @tom_elliott007 tom could borrow a turban off his real dad, and hes already a fat fucker so hes sorted lol

[Joe Humphris @Joehumphris]

@Amey_Sinfield @tom_elliott007 fat suits, turbans and beards!! will be key!

[Joe Humphris @Joehumphris]

@LeeroyyB have a gooden you turd burglar!!

[Joe Humphris @Joehumphris]

@LeeroyyB where ya orf to buddy?

[Joe Humphris @Joehumphris]

@CarloRomano22 borrowed from a @Seanlen1 lookalike Ibiza taxi driver!