Joe-Joe Kelly

SF 🦚

[Joe-Joe Kelly @Joejomie]

Me: SoCal is LA and SD
SoCal People: "I'm from El West Palm Tree Goo Lagoon Richard Nixon Beach it's like 30 min from Coconut Head City"

[Joe-Joe Kelly @Joejomie]

SHE FJGFSJKOTYCV

[Joe-Joe Kelly @Joejomie]

@mun_babi Omg also a sag rising and I feel this.

[Joe-Joe Kelly @Joejomie]

uhhh ok... fav if you're a health goddess who's bat shit CRAZZYYY lololol

[Joe-Joe Kelly @Joejomie]

Broadway calls baby. Let's get this pooch to nyc.

[Joe-Joe Kelly @Joejomie]

My mom forgot to buy almond milk at the store and only bought cow's milk and if that isn't the most brazen display of homophobia I've ever experienced from a family member

[dj homophobic barbershop @boyswearmugler]

bitch i am so high in trader joes i forgot the word strawberry so i just said that red bitch with the freckles

[Joe-Joe Kelly @Joejomie]

@lilmexjumpbean Oyye these birds are awfully cheeky mate

[Helluva Bottom Carter @bingomilf]

Honestly the fact that Lea Michelle comes up before Barbara Streisand when you search for Don’t Rain On My Parade on Spotify is homophobia in its purest form

[Joe-Joe Kelly @Joejomie]

@teddylake STFU EAWUJCAALOJH

[Joe-Joe Kelly @Joejomie]

I'd rather have resting bitch face than resting smiley face like wtf are you so happy about clown

[Joe-Joe Kelly @Joejomie]

And now repeat after me kids: If the textbook page has no bold words I will not be reading it

[Joe-Joe Kelly @Joejomie]

I support tall ppl, I just don't get only dating guys who are 6.2+. I see a male that tall and I'm like: are u gonna feel left out when I'm talking to other short ppl? how do you fit in beds, do I need to buy you a canoe to sleep in? do I have to climb a beanstalk to see you?

[kaylee stimulant @tantalizing_irl]

Gay people that had gay relationships in high school can eat my ass wym you weren't rotting in the dark closet at 16😡😤 wym you aren't experiencing your teen years in your twenties??? 🖕🏽😠👊🏽

[father @father]

Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

distracting myself from the void by being irrationally angry at and disgusted by milk

[Rubén @xoxorubenangel]

If the only time you’re celebrating & centering LGBT folks is during Pride season then you’re not an ally or accomplice, you’re an opportunist.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk ☺️

[Joe-Joe Kelly @Joejomie]

@4ryss4 Ughggh is this REAL