Joey Hayward

The second I use the words vintage, juice, or flannel on Twitter, someone please kill me.

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You after drinking: *blurry night of debauchery*

Me after a couple glasses of rum and being up far too late at 5 am to beat a game:

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@GreyAlien As far as the gold goes, at a glance hard numbers are easier for me to discern so 120%/100%/90% respectively would register quicker in my mind (also potentially colour-coded like green/white/red numbers too).

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Alan Wake

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@ImOnAGuyatt Uh oh, how early?

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@derFeef I'm not wanting to trust these sites but this deal seems hard to pass up

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.@Konami please put the Castlevania Advance Collection on a good sale again I am broke and have been progressing through the series for the first time and am just about done with the N64 games so it will be time for me to play these soon! Plz, thx, xoxo Joey

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We try to keep doors propped open for him so it doesn't happen often but whenever I see my sister's cat pull or push open a not-fully-closed door it feels like watching a hero of fable opening the doors to a medieval castle housing some sort of ancient evil.

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@stayflyjess oh my god

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What in the raw hell are we doing here?

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would you trust this man?

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My Dinner With Andre but it's a person jammed in an elevator at comic-con with Jennifer Garner while it is stuck called My Hour With Garner and it's a super heartfelt thing about a person relating to a celebrity after a bunch of deep conversations. Wake Me Up Inside over credits.

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I've done a lot of moving of things, cleaning of animals, and bringing cars to the shop over the last handful of days and yet the part where I feel like I've most done something as a person is that I flipped over some of my pillows and they now feel fluffier.

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(me after seeing one guy in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isn't

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John Jerkoff

Canada Census, 1911

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That one bald guy on twitter with the characters

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Thinking about Saw again.

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With Saw X coming out and for some ungodly reason reviewing strangely well I am going to sit down and watch (re-watch for the first handful) every other Saw movie and document it here. Please mute this thread because I shouldn't be encouraged.

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Alright, that's it for Sawwatch 2023. What a thing.

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@Fearless_Fred Tired: is a hot dog a sandwich

Wired: is a sauce a soup

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@verysmallskele1 I try not to

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My most toxic masculine trait is that if I found out I was throwing the first pitch at a baseball game I would spend 16 hours a day practicing throwing a decent strike until game day and would leave my health and family in the lurch while doing so. Gotta get it across the plate!

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@ImOnAGuyatt Holy shit!