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@loyal706 man I have been slackin on the twitter game!

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@JeffProbst big Survivor viewing party Athens GA we love Survivor here!

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@alyssadehayes @bigfruitcup Me and Steve got this.

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Just tried out my new blender. It was a stirring experience.

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In sixth grade I won the paper airplane flying contest at the science fair. Today I feel prepared for anything the world can throw at me.

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When I pee my mind goes away.

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Gmail the mail for G's

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I got so much bread I keep a toaster.

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I think I just heard a girl order a medium skinny tall chai.

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These new American Standard toilets are pretty awesome I mean you can flush like 16 golf balls at once

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I was born with a silver fork in my hand. #brunchlife

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According to a user comment I just read "Real G's don't cuddle" so if you are out there cuddling I know about you.

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The baño, it's Spanish for el bathroom.

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Holla at me like Chewbacca in the trash compactor.

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I know I'm old because I get bored and go to Kroger.

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This GD broccoli head just donkey konged me.

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You can't spell Lisa Loeb without Ebola and most of ISIL.

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My birthday is Feb 7, but my pop up birthday is Oct 28.

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Zero artists in 2k14 have had a platinum album.

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I like it when couples sitting adjacent to you whisper fight about their relationship problems in public at dinner.