Joel Johnston

[Joel Johnston @JoelJohnston]

@CaliStories these are some weak ass stories. Unfollow.

[Cuchillo 🔪 @ItsMatteBlack_]

when you order something online 😂 https://t.co/ZfrG9TC51U

[Joel Johnston @JoelJohnston]

Supplied by the Yak
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[Joel Johnston @JoelJohnston]

Must be something wrong with my Twitter feed because it just seems to fill up with constant bitching and complaining.

[Tinderfessions @tinderfessions]

Got pulled over for speeding to match’s house told the cop I was on my way to fuck a 10 & showed him the nude she sent. Was his daughter-MT

[george watsky @gwatsky]

Shout out to the giants, Paul Watsky and whatever god there is

[Cuchillo 🔪 @ItsMatteBlack_]

I wann go on the road with someone and not know a single thing about them except their name.
A true adventure

[george watsky @gwatsky]

18TH INNING THIS GAME CAN BUY PORNO NOW @SFGiants

[george watsky @gwatsky]

parents, I would not recommend my show to 4 year olds but it's up to you & I support your right to name your kid Pilot Power Ranger

[george watsky @gwatsky]

met a little boy, 4 years old, who came to my show in Amsterdam tonight, told me in the meet and greet line his name is Pilot Power Ranger