Joel

having no Twitter followers is a part of life. - A Einstein, 1922. Barnsley Fc. Father, lover, pornstar. Operations support manager. all opinions are my own

[Joel @JoelMars]

@didiersdrogba @CrimeLdn @IraqBizJournal Absolutely agree! Is this just an excuse for them to get their choppers out in public without any accountability or consequences for it?

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@BloodyPolitics @CornishAndy59 @LBC @harrow_council Hi. I do the vetting for an accredited security company. Kingdom are also accredited so will do their screening / vetting to BS7858. There backgrounds, right to work & 5 year history will have been checked. 1000% not excusing their behaviour tho.

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Jordan McCann couldn’t box eggs. Pass it on.

Neither could that other kid with weird hair.

He was lesser of the two evils.

Found it entertaining tbf

#misfits

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Glad she enjoyed her date with me

[Tulip 💐 @cutelipsxx]

The biggest dick I’ve had

I’m still in shock and there’s no one I can share this to so here I go

So last week I went on a date with a cute guy. He's tall, smart, has a great career, the one they call total package and he knows it. Kinda unfair if you ask me. What doesn’t this

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@Footballtweet Twice now. Unfortunately time to pack it in now I reckon!

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@CoraSteel01 Took the knee or not it wouldn’t have made a difference in my opinion - people are angry I get it. People want to make their voices heard & I understand & get that. But unfortunately some just want to turn up in their balas to cause trouble “for a laugh”

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@Angryaccountan6 @GarethDavies007 @HantsPolice I probably would have anger issues if I’d have been pelted with bricks all night tbf

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@KinshipFirst 😂😂😂 enjoy cells tomorrow the absolute clown

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@stevwooll69625 @RedCRambler @BGatesIsaPyscho They’re security personnel ste. I wouldnt expect them to get in between two knifemen

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@AwayDaysFB Shite like this really does damage the women’s game “you will not get better penalty saves than this anywhere in the men’s game” again, comparing great saves to the men’s game when we all know we’ve all seen saves like this / better in the men’s game. Ridiculous

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@0fukstogive Security operations manager here. If he’s asleep at 09:50am there’s a reason why. & I can put my life on the fact he’s moonlighting possibly with another security company working nights & there throughout the day. 1000%

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I was a wicket keeper for around 15 years. I have had afew broken fingers some that has kept me out for the season in absolute agony.
What I can tell you is that he hasn’t broken his finger at all. Badly bruised it at best.
Honestly can’t stand this bellend

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Aston Villa goalkeeper Emiliano Martinez revealed he broke his finger during the warm-up before his side's Europa League final win ✋💥😲

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@lfc78gdh @BROKENBRITAIN0 @JohnCleese Depending on supermarket they are usually big firms like mitie etc who are accredited company. These will do correct screening & vetting check backgrounds etc

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@BarnsleyFC If he’s not backed properly he’ll be same as Conor. When he got us promoted last time he had Mowatt, pinnock, Keiffer Moore, Cauley Woodrow, Styles, Adam Davies. List of great players are endless. Were absolutely nowhere near that standard with players currently. Back him.

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@BarnsleyFC Anyone tell me the reference pls? 😂

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@LidlGB I don’t want to put any unnecessary pressure on staff but can someone tell me why the self service checkouts at Lidl Wombwell, Barnsley are never open? 20:45 & 1 girl on the till. 10 customers with trolleys piled up in front of me when I only have some pasta? Ridiculous

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@p____67 His birth certificate is a cscs card & he gave his mum a quote to remove the umbilical cord are my personal favourites

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@Footballtweet Can’t say it’s boring been a Leicester fan tho tbf

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@TheNorfolkLion Said it before & ill say it again. Supermarket workers absolutely loved having some kind of authority over us during covid.

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@BROKENBRITAIN0 @UKSploosh “Police are too soft in this country” Police give a protester a crack “he’s punched him. That’s disgusting” ffs can’t win