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@TheCoochScouter I don’t know if they still do it, but like 14 years ago a bunch of golf courses in my area would let you play golf free within a week of your birthday. So I took a week off and played every day free. 🌈🤷‍♂️

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@ogbelleza444 @trepidattion @aprettlillliarr Yeah they work 40 hours a day.

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@ChipotleTweets Why is she wearing safety glasses to make guacamole?

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Elon Musk and DOGE just revealed a whopping **40%** of calls to Social Security are fraudsters.

“Fraudsters call in and claim to be a retiree. And then they convince the operator to change where the money is flowing.”

“As a result of the work of DOGE, legitimate recipients of Social Security will receive MORE money — not less.”

HOW HAS THIS GONE ON FOR SO MANY YEARS?

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@NBCSAthletics Do people not understand how mlb contracts work when players still have multiple years until they hit free agency for the first time? These comments….🤦‍♂️

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@sighkiss_ That man had a rough day and found a way to release all his frustrations with no legal ramifications.

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@operationdanish This nutritionist read “Go forth, be fruitful and multiply” in the Bible and said, “say less”.

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@anthonyVslater Are you trying to make the playoffs or not?

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@957thegame Jimmy is 35 and Wiggins was only 29. Feels like we gave up too much.

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@profstonge Are you including all deductions or something? I make a decent salary and when I filled out my W-4 they were going to withhold zero dollars in federal income tax.

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@jennaxkc Watch Jomboy’s breakdown of the 4th down run by Josh Allen. It was a first down no doubt about it.

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@SheaSerrano I had one that said “I’m the bus driver, I take everyone to school.” Wish I actually lived up to it.

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@wildfairydom Ask if I can do 5 days a week in the office for $190k

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@jomickane Back up so I can gather some speed for a proper impact.

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@NBCSAthletics @WalkingRuiz He basically had no choice. They still own his rights so they basically bought out his arbitration years and he is 30 so he wants to get paid a lot more that the 750k from last year.z

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@JUSTcatmeme The amount of people in these comments that don’t recognize satire. 🤦‍♂️😂

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@LegionHoops @ShamsCharania They need to just 3D print these statues at this point.

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@FearedBuck Can’t believe he actually posted this thinking it was a gotcha when he had no idea what he was talking about.

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@RGT_Thoughts They better be comping my apps and/or dessert. I go there for the rolls!

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@steveabbey_ Colleges are already trying to get her to sign letters of intent.