Joel Ezra Sellinger

Jewish New Yorker, kinda shy. Loves @EvanWu20💙, Mom Judith & Step Dad Michael, Aunt Zelma, Sister Ruthie, Dog Hervey, Lattes, #ihipnews #Latenighttalkshows

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Is hegseth getting sh*tcanned? I hope so, the drunken douche.

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@EvanWu20 is wearing a pair of sweats that have lost a bit of elasticity round the waist, which causes him to flash a bit of butt. It's adorable 🥰

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@Chauncey8D @ViralReelAddict Probably thinking. 'I wish the Knicks were playing tonight, so I wouldn't have to be at this sh*t show'

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The thing that made trump's UFC look lame was the New York Knicks winning the final at the weekend. All five boroughs celebrated their first time win in 53 years.

I screen grabbed Brooklyn because........why not 😊

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It obviously didn't rain long enough in Washington DC yesterday, as trump's birthday hick fest still took place, although a few hours late.

Funnily enough, After trump's name was removed from the Kennedy Center on Saturday, a rainbow appeared.

Poetic justice? 😂

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When @EvanWu20 and I get into bed after our bath etc.
he'll wriggle against me until he's absolutely comfortable, and if I need to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I have to somehow get out of bed without waking him because he attaches himself to me like a koala.

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and added that she was clearly a mean girl. Without missing a beat, she added, "with nazi ambitions"😂

And with Michael's, earlier
'trump's all but dismantled the white House and sold it for parts', the Rosen's were on fire last night😂😂

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While we were having dinner at my mom's last night, the subject turned to trump, being booed at MSG then claiming they were cheers😂
Aunt Zelma chipped in with, "That man is a born liar, and don't get me started on his racist dog whistle.

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Calling people of color low IQ. My mom added that it was 80% of POC's with ivy league educations, and it was clearly projection on trump's part.

Then Ruthie later said, she couldn't believe
#katiemiller willingly married stephen miller,

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He said, "Damn it Joel let's get upstairs right now, I don't want Judith to think we've forgotten her".
So much for a husband who loves and respects his mother in law.

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I can't believe I talked myself out of post work 'funtime' with @EvanWu20 .
I got a big hug from Evan when I got home from work.
He nuzzled into my neck saying, "wow, you smell so nice" . Once again, Jake from Hollister.

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"Oh sh*t, we're supposed to be having dinner with my mom this evening.
I clean forgot that she asked us as I left for work this morning". Evan bounced up and straightened his clothes with slight frustration not because of missed 'funtime',

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He also appeared to doze off during the game

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So the #NewYorkknicks
Lost to the #Spurs.
At the American tax payer's expense, Security was stepped up around the MSG area, and fans took hours to get into the building. It was a whole thing, because selfish trump decided to inconvenience many New Yorkers.

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Well, this sums it up 🤣

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So, trump got booed🤣

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#KristenWelker kicked trump's fat ass on Meet the Press. He was still pushing
'the 2020 election was stolen'.
She told him he's never produced any evidence.
He was turning a deeper shade of orange.
The fat cry baby couldn't take it, and left the interview.🤣

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@Blackadder04181 Does riley gains still compete?
Is she a swim coach?
Does she host on ESPN?
Er No! She grifts for maga!

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Ruthie joined us for breakfast this morning.
We asked if she was going to the curated for H.E.R thing🤣🤣🤣🤣
She said 'f**k no, what does it even stand for' she took out her phone and scrolled.
'Holistic, Empowered, Redeemed. Whatever that sh*t means'

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Also failed swimmer, Riley Gaines, who came joint FIFTH to a trans woman, and is always bitching about it.
Savannah Crisley, who's parents were convinced of fraud and later pardoned by trump.
She ended with,
"I wouldn't go to that shit show if they paid me"🤣

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She was shocked that two female doctors were involved. "Dr Tammy Born Huizenga a medic, who should know better, and Dr Kathy Kotch, an academic".
She said not to get her started on Erika Kirk, the grifter. Huckabee Sanders, who has a 'strong jaw'🤣🤣