Joel

I like lists

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@TominoFats69 @____BillyXVI Stick Ben Shalom in a camp to help him concentrate more

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@atokkers4 Can you imagine how bad that fight would be?

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@atokkers4 Ortiz or Bakole would be decent but will probably be Pulev

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@atokkers4 Not as if Parker is a small heavy. I assume sky hope he knocks him out inside three and the idiots can get excited about his next fight

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@atokkers4 I can't make sense of it

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@Raging_Wool The first one did look amazing at the time but the story was shit. Had no interest in this one but I like drinking in the cinema and it was all that was on.

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Avatar 2 was awful. The whole point was 'doesn't it look pretty underwater' but it didn't need to take 3hrs, 6 pints and 2 wees to establish that.

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@Mattylebastard @GothChris83 They pretty much said he was good but couldn't play to their tactics so weren't arsed about him leaving. Reading between the lines, wouldn't graft and couldn't understand instructions

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Was in a bad place and the most I've every weighed. Spent 8 months down the gym and eating well, now I'm in a different place. Long way to go but with your support I'll get there.

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@GothChris83 @Mattylebastard Was weird that Middlesbrough didn't give a fuck about him leaving

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#SlatBea

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@SIONP86 @monghunter90 I also get annoyed if the head isn't at the level of the glass and looks like a Mr Whippy

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@SIONP86 @monghunter90 Nothing wrong with that head, we don't understand how to pour a proper pint in this country

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@salt_pat88 @AJreliveanddire

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@StevieNicker I heard a story about Scotch black pudding. Probably wouldn't be interesting if I typed it here. Have a good night

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@KenAgain__ @monghunter90 660ml. There was a bar nearby advertising that it's only £5 a pint in there. That's what this country has come to.

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@dbirkinshaw32 @RyanRaz87 @LeeAndersonMP_ @GNev2 And you don't think the government is involved in that? The kind of thinking that could be brought to the table in negotiations that they refuse to attend. Should a low paid member of staff refuse to strike because a middle manger is paid so well?

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@monghunter90 Manerbrea. Or something