Joe Towey

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@Keir_Starmer Your change is too slow. You're getting bogged down in scandal and immigration and nothing is changing for the better. Now you're letting racists and bigots get a hold, you're letting the entire country down. Tax the wealthy, get immigration centres open, tax foreign corporations

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@DPD_UKHelplin your company is literally the worst delivery company in the world. One attempt to deliver after the office was closed and now returning to sender. Amazing work now the package won't be here for Christmas. No human option on chat, the phone number given doesn't work

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@CraigRussell80 Spoiler alert. You've not lost the plot. The way the rich can simply spout bullshit and suddenly get the masses on side is incredible. When will people learn Clarkson and Dyson aren't farmers, they are millionaires avoiding tax who don't give a fuck about the general population.

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@BladeoftheS That can't be right, I mean I'm a full on remainer, but I can't see us being poorer than Greece or Portugal. Still not ideal of course.

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@thatcymraes Does anyone in America even know who the f*** Truss is?

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

Lol. Did that shit work with mummy and daddy?

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Suella Braverman is threatening to defect to Nigel Farage's Reform UK if she doesn't get to be Conservative Leader.

How ridiculously pathetic.

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@implausibleblog Deluded.

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@Clainy6 @SkyNews It's hilarious that after the D day shit show @RishiSunak is trying use "clocking off at 6pm" as a stick to beat Starmer with.

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@FirecookieJulie @SkyNews Turkey voting Christmas. Which of Reform's policies besides those related to racism and migration do you like best?

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@MarkVipond @SkyNews You still believe that? You're off your head, the only people better off under the Tories are the wealthy. I bet you believe in trickle down economics too.

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@SkyNews He's lying. Again. Super majority isn't a thing in British politics, all that is required is a majority. @RishiSunak your lies and scare mongering aren't going to cut it.

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@GinnyHBall Turkeys voting for for Christmas. Let's leave the ECHR because all they do is help refugees. Patriots vote for fascists but believe we should wear poppies?

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@BladeoftheS No he's not, but he thinks we all are. He thinks we believe he can predict what Labour would do but couldn't predict what his government did do to us. He thinks promising tax cuts that make little or no difference to our lives will make us vote for him.

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@darrenmccaffrey He's lying. Again.

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@TheBluestStar I won't believe Bansky exists until someone provides proper evidence, a body for example. #bigfoot

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@RishiSunak In 14 years you've achieved nothing other than causing misery. But amazingly now you're promising to fix everything and have a crystal ball telling you what Labour will do. I refer you to 3 of the callers on @LBC who had the measure of you - you're lying. #Election2024

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@RishiSunak Is there no end to your lies? Inflation is nothing to do with you. You're stil peddling lies about Labour.

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@PennyMordaunt Your party has literally created all the problems with the NHS you lying witch. You've no intention of sorting it out, you've had 14 years and done nothing.

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@RishiSunak You have had 14 years to do all these things you're now claiming. Just putting it out there, you're lying. You sound like a desperate teenager getting dumped "please don't, I'll do anything". You must think the people of this country are stupid.

[Joe Towey @Joelyont]

@David_Cameron @RishiSunak I'm pretty sure furlough was 4 years ago. Did you miss that bit? Oink oink.