JoernDraws

German illustrator, developer, dad. I like horror, roleplaying games, and pocket knives. • Art: • Links:

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@NosleepPodcast Thank you, friends! Love you all!

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"Still Shot", my illustration for S20E18 of the @NosleepPodcast. Story courtesy of Dominic Breeze.

[The NoSleep Podcast @NosleepPodcast]

It’s Episode 18 of Season 20. Come join us around the campfire for tales about awful artists.

Listen at https://t.co/uW5chnB28y

🎨 @JoernDraws

#horrorstories #art #artists #muse #SuperBowl of horror

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Maybe all the boys in my yard brought there by my milkshake would be up for playing some D&D?

I could teach them!

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Baharash, the Unbroken, a Dragonborn Fighter / Sorcerer commission for @mellownightmare.
This character is a reliable shield and a bulwark against all enemies. Plus, dastardly handsome, of course.

#dnd #dragonborn #fighter #sorcerer

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Just realized I never posted this @NosleepPodcast illustration. "Die Smiling" was written by @MarcusDamanda for episode S19E24.
Had a blasting modelling for and drawing this!

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@CrystalSully Hey there! Can I ask if you ever posted any tutorials or guides for how you draw dragons?

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For medical reasons, I abstained from coffee for a while. Just had my first cup after 163 days.

In unrelated news, I can feel the space between my individual atoms. Excuse me while I find a marathon to sign up for.

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Not too shabby for a short trip. Hello, Palma de Mallorca.

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Just finished watching Audition. Kiri kiri kiri kiri…

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My bike comes with a cookie holder.

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While I see being bitten by a vampire as a sort of supernatural curse or virus, in most zombie universes, the people die before rising again. So I would say yes, right?

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A question from the discord: Does your life insurance kick in when you get bitten and turned into a zombie?

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@polyamuse Tavor ist ein Freund in der Not.

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@JenTheTracy Yeah. Honestly...same.

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There is simply nothing more infuriating to me than someone I rely on professionally telling me that they will get back to me about a topic at a certain time...and then just not fucking doing that.

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A Laura Bailey Special.
#CriticalRole #criticalrolefanart

Given everything that's happening with this app, this might be the last piece I post here. I'm at the new blue social under the same username, hope to see y'all there 💙

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@NosleepPodcast Kudos, Catriel, that episode art is 🔥!

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Some pictures a friend took on our hike together in Austria.

The trail up to the waterfall was described as “easy” on the map, but it DID hit different with 17 kilos on the back.

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@AizelKonArt Lady having me draw a picture of her husband (with his consent) wearing a golden crown made of golden dicks. No joke.