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Joe DiJoseph’s Bad Joke of the Day

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@0ivankaTrump1 Yes

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@CalltoActivism This sounds so childish to retaliate for someone’s opinion!

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@MarcHochman @Marlins @AlexMSolana Like the Marlins good season but my heart belongs to Philly. Go Phillies

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@Super70sSports Damn straight

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@MarcHochman Still looking good today!

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Why don’t basketball players go on vacation?
They’re not allowed to travel

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Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They’re always dribbling

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How many psychologist does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the light bulb has to want to change

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What do you call paying $1000 to rent a limousine with no driver?
Spending a lot of money with nothing to chauffeur it

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What rock group of four guys doesn’t sing at all?
Mount Rushmore

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What do you call the Terminator when he retires?
The Exterminator

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What is a chiropractor’s favorite music?
Hip Pop

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What is the center of gravity?
The letter “V”

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What would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilos overnight?
It would be mass confusion

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Why don’t ants 🐜 ever get sick?
They have anty bodies

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Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already has a million degrees

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Why are spiders so smart?
They can find anything on the web

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
Shakespeare

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Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing

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What is the best snack to eat during a scary movie?
I scream