Joe Biden’s auto pen 🖊️

Official account of Joe Biden's Autopen. Signing bills, executive orders, and billions to NGOs is what I do. Down but never out, I’ll be signing again soon.

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Some say the pen 🖊️ is mightier that the sword 🗡️ but I bet they haven’t been stuck in the eye with a carrot 🥕 neither one. Vanilla ice cream….

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@RedLineReportt That plagiarist bastard, he said we would have a private conversation before anything was inked…

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@ClayTravis Travis has a pen 🖊️ too he uses. He can’t find it, rumor was he sat on it and that’s what I’m runnin with 🤣

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@ClayTravis If I had two apples and a slingshot your days of running your mouth would be all but neigh you rascally bastard, Travis. I know every letter of every word in that booking room and you can take that and shove it in your two page diary Titan’s man. Ha!

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@trackingdonald @elonmusk Nothing worse than being thought to be MAGAtarded. I put on a hat for one second, one gosh darned second MAGATARD they called me for weeks

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@elonmusk I don’t doubt it but I doubt it Kekius you monster 👺

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@Defeatdictators @DougAMacgregor You’ll think that the next time your off your rocker for ice cream at the ball game, Keitel, you beady eyed, pointed ear rascal. Now someone point Dan here in the right direction.

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@superrnaah @dom_lucre There was never a bomb on the day I began office and Bud there wasn’t one the day I left. You can put that in your pipe and smoke 💨 it Andrew. Now in all seriousness, where are my pants?

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@karaXXsue @kanyewest I like it Kara, I’ve always been a man with love for poetry. Two days ago I shit my pants.

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@OleTimeHardball Ol’Frankie quick fingers who played 2nd base to keep that big black fella from even coming to the out field ball. If you can remember those days.

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@PitaBears @khannature007 @AMAZlNGNATURE There are two things about the African hippo you are forgetting Rolando. They were trained by Colombian drug lord Escobar at a secret paramilitary operations base near the Ecuador border. You of course never underestimate Colombian trained hippos 🦛 even if they are African.

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@elonmusk I, too, saw this coming. Like Scooby Do all the way back to the lemon 🍋 zest, if you get my drift.

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@micyoung75 @StephenM It’s true Mr. Young that Elena Kagan could have always won in the battle or the final pits of despair 😞 if it came down to a one on one duel as such, with Sonia Sotomayor as counter of course. Without saying 😂

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@vilas_sp7 @DonaldJTrumpJr It’s a funny thing you mention socks 🧦 my mother used to stand beside my father sometimes when he would grill out by the summer lake.

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@micyoung75 @StephenM Those Haitians have the heart of Liberty 🗽 and the beard of Lincoln in a time and soil so divided by the same things that live inside us.

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@Ali_BinLami @elonmusk Is there an economic benefit to returning and reusing a rocket 🚀 instead of building one from scratch? Your question makes me feel smart and that’s saying something bub.

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@ThomasMHern Far too long have the people of China 🇨🇳 been ruthlessly malnourished by The Donald @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr our time as communicators and patriots must become the truth of all of us…

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@elonmusk I bet that hunk of junk wouldn’t pass MY FAA regs Muskrat and George Clooney can voucher me on the homestead mi amigo and you can put that in your pipe and smoke 💨 it

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@ValentinaForUSA @JDVance Whargarble Miss Gomez 🇺🇸

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Sad for those Administrators to dwindle to such fare