Joseph Barton

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. In short, I am a cunt.

[Naomi Yasemin @OfficiaI_LFC]

@luis16suarez sort your teeth out before you think about playing another game for us, you Uruguayan mug

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Am I the only athlete that hasn't take steroids. They are fucking all at it. Cheating bastards. #allnatural

[Joseph Barton @Joey7Barnot]

@TahitiFootball retweet the tweet in this link because Tahiti have won more trophies than Arsenal since 2005!!!!! https://t.co/yXBeIIxweJ

[Joseph Barton @Joey7Barnot]

Retweet my last retweet for a follow!

[Chelsea FC . @oficialchelsea_]

A quick reminder - It has been confirmed that if North Korea nuke the world, tomorrow's game v Sunderland will be called OFF #cfc

[Chelsea FC . @oficialchelsea_]

We might as well forfeit already #CHEvsMUFC #Facup

[Chelsea FC . @oficialchelsea_]

After a long period of discussion, we have decided to terminate Rafael Benitez's contract with immediate effect #cfc

[Joseph Barton @Joey7Barnot]

CBBC is a kids channel? I thought it was the grades I was aiming for at A-Level.

[Joseph Barton @Joey7Barnot]

Happy Red Nose Day to all. Nice of Sir Alex Ferguson to participate as well.

[Joseph Barton @Joey7Barnot]

If anyone in the Liverpool area wants to get high, stand outside the glue factory.

There's a man out there selling really cheap cocaine.

[Joseph Barton @Joey7Barnot]

Is it something I said?

[Joseph Barton @Joey7Barnot]

Big news everyone. I have decided to retire from football at the end of the season. Everything must come to an end x

[Joseph Barton @Joey7Barnot]

Burnley v Hull as Monday Night Football? I'd rather put needles under my toenails and kick a ball.

[Joseph Barton @Joey7Barnot]

The main reason I'm not returning to QPR is Ji-Sung Park. The cocky fuck thinks he can play with his eyes closed.

[Joseph Barton @Joey7Barnot]

Seeing people tweet #JoeyBartonForReading. I find it very unfair - just because I'm from Liverpool, doesn't mean I'm illiterate.

[Joseph Barton @Joey7Barnot]

Brian McDermott's reaction to being sacked by Reading

[Joseph Barton @Joey7Barnot]

Don't get upset about me picking a fight with the 'beliebers' - It's simply natural selection at its finest.

[Joseph Barton @Joey7Barnot]

If Ferdinand had hit me instead of Torres...

[Joseph Barton @Joey7Barnot]

So TOWIE girls are launching beauty products? That's like me running a finishing school.

[Joseph Barton @Joey7Barnot]

*Copy and paste inspirational quote from internet*