Joey Bataladi

Serving up the finest Italian food in the greater ontario area for more than 75 years, if you know what I'm sayin'.

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We got a new sign, but it's still the same old hard prick.

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Don't you pricks think for a second that I slacked off. I'm still serving up the finest in steaks and seafood in the greater #Toronto area

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You broads gotta get a load of how we're stuffing here at Bataladi's. Talking both ends of the bird.

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You pricks @Wawa better figure this shit out. My last goomah had more meat between her legs.

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This dude Hope Solo came in last night for dinner. She's got the weirdest looking pecker I've ever seen.

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All you whores with Daddy Issues are welcome to come have a big, thick, Italian Sausage here at Bataladi's. It's on the house.

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That Alex Morgan can come over to Bataladi's and I'll give her some real back problems.

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Any of you chooches up here watching those minxes and their tight little asses can come in and get some free cream in your coffee.

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@kchristine either way baby you gotta hold that thing with both hands. If you know what I'm sayin'.

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Hey, that @rachelbonnetta never had a meal at Bataladi's, if you know what I'm saying.

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Bataladi's is opening up a stand outside PPL Park - serving up shitbird sandwiches before and after matches.

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Stop on by Bataladi's for Easter Brunch. I'll scramble your eggs between your legs, if you know what I'm saying.

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@BroRadreports The fish is always fresh at Bataladi's, if you know what I'm sayin'.

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@kchristine I take what I want, baby.

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@kchristine I gotta big old Italian sawseech to get what I want.

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Tonight at Bataladi's we're serving up big old smelly heaping piles of steamed fish in honor of @MLS and the Union being such big pussies.

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@Radio1045 Marion Barry is dead, ya fucking idiots. He used to do blow in our bathroom.

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I've got several inches and some white stuff for you whores out there.

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@Billy_SoB Baby wants to fuck red velvet

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Hey @DetectiveGomez, didn't know the guy from Short Circuit had a kid. #johnny5