Joey Bunch

Senior writer, deputy managing editor and bon vivant for Tips, scoops and revelations welcomed: [email protected].

[Joey Bunch @joeybunch]

@iansilverii Ignore 'em. They don't pay you to figure out what went wrong in their life and why they desperately need attention.

[Joey Bunch @joeybunch]

@CzorroPh @colewist Nice try. Let's see. I stepped in human crap in Civic Center park covering the Occupy camp-in. Another reporter got "thumped" in the privates interviewing a leader. They shouted down the mayor trying to read the names of homeless people who died. Knuckleheads are knuckleheads.

[Joey Bunch @joeybunch]

@colewist It's more work. Being unaffiliated means twice as many knuckleheads to deal with. Neither party has a monopoly on knuckleheads, but both sides think their knuckleheads are better. When you're in the middle, you can see that's the really big lie. #copolitics #unaffiliated

[Joey Bunch @joeybunch]

@CoreyHutchins I think the same thing when I read your newsletter every week. You need to clean the windows in your glass house, partner.

[Joey Bunch @joeybunch]

@allenfuller Can I pay you in live chickens?

[Joey Bunch @joeybunch]

@trish_zornio Joey Bunch was the best class president my class ever elected. I took a poll, representative sample.

[Joey Bunch @joeybunch]

@ericsondermann @colo_politics @DenverGazette I limit myself to one "once upon a time in the Deep South" story every three months. I hope this doesn't count against me, because my last one was about UFOs.

[Jon Mitchell @byJonMitchell]

In this week's edition of Colorado Politicking via @colo_politics, @joeybunch says we may all be eating baloney sandwiches soon.

Click the link below to find out what the heck he's talking about:
https://t.co/dKVkUwijid #Colorado #copo #copolitics

[Joey Bunch @joeybunch]

@MGoodland You can have mine. I'm not even sure how I got it. I'm not even sure what it means. In my elementary school they used to give kids who didn't make good grades a checkmark for showing up. I think it means that.

[Joey Bunch @joeybunch]

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[Colorado Politics @colo_politics]

There's more than meets the eye in the dustup between the Weld sheriff and Leslie Herod, @joeybunch
writes
#COpolitics #COleg
https://t.co/JFiNAtF1AO

[Joey Bunch @joeybunch]

@trish_zornio My learned advice is to find a popup clinic run by a church or neighborhood association or visit a grocery store. A local government will run it about as you expect it would: a high school bake sale, except less organized. Lookin' at you, #Jeffco.

[Joey Bunch @joeybunch]

@robwitwer Mine is written on an In-N-Out napkin. I'm not sure that guy was really a doctor.

[Common Sense Institute Colorado @CSInstituteCO]

Join us for CSI's Eggs & the Economy webinar moderated by @colo_politics @joeybunch to hear directly from policy experts on how top policy issues may impact you. Fri., March 26 at 7:30am. Register: https://t.co/dSzsozV2rm @KristinEStrohm @ChrisBrown_CO @Dylan_RobertsCO @hmckean

[Joey Bunch @joeybunch]

@GeorgeBrauchler @KristinEStrohm @chase_penry @JulianHammond15 @walker_arden @MylesPurchase @creek_hoops My first thought, as well. I had a lot of time to think about this when I was sitting in line. https://t.co/JNXq1qlDNP

[Joey Bunch @joeybunch]

@lynn_bartels Nobody talks about the Bible with me. I'm a Good Book repository, so when people come to my door, oh baby, I'm ready to discuss. They take it badly when I conclude they need to get right with God and to come back when they have more time.

[Joey Bunch @joeybunch]

@CapSolSolin @NCLA_Colo @SenatorBennet @RepJoeNeguse @SenatorHick @RepKenBuck Do I have to wear shoes?

[Joey Bunch @joeybunch]

@MarioNicolaiEsq @lynn_bartels @MarioNicolais @SheaSerrano I block and mute so much I see like five people now. Congratulations. I enjoy blocking people. I'd go to their house and do it, if I could. But how can you not like Rick? I hate everybody, and I like Rick. Let me tell you Rick stories for 10 minutes and you'll like him, too.