American Hero

73 hotdogs, do the math buddy

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

I’m off this shit for a week or two, when I come back, BELIEVE THE HYPE 🦅🦅

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

I’d spend a decade as a greasy entrepreneur making dog shit inventions just for a shot to get on Shark Tank, get on my hands and knees, and offer Lori a lofty deal of 100% equity in my member

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

my dad: yesterday was national womens day sorry I missed it honey

my mom: yeah some ugly bitch tried to hand me a dead flower at the grocery store

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

burner twitter right of passage is getting tagged in schizophrenic mind numbing nonsense on a day to day basis

[Dave from East Flatbush @Tyjopiso1]

@sheponcbs it’s funny that Bart is making fun of you he’s looks likes he’s ready to challenge @JoeyChestnutted if you need a trainer I have a good one at reasonable prices inbox her on ig you can mention me she’s my ex I believe in you kid always have

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

@daltonleepruitt This conversation has been something

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

@ClaudeLeflape Rare Claude L

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

What did Sydney Sweeney’s left breast say to her right breast? Nothing, they can’t talk, they’re breasts… but God Almighty they are squeezable!

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

@clitoralcollege Can I have 20 dollars

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

masculinity is deciding which man in the locker room is the cleanest and then stealing his towel

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

@blitzkriegbrute I will never pass a blitzkrieg tweet (THEY TOOK FRANCE IN 6 DAYS!!!) again without liking

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

@jefferyremmers_ Common Jeff W dude is great but these women AND MEN are treating brother like the Messiah

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

@MattSMoore_ Don’t understand how bro is getting hate this is an elite cart good shit bro

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

@gaylittlepiglet I lm thinking I try to get 100k in a day is it possible

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

Rocking a man bun so liberals let their guard down then throwing on my MAGA hat and busting a creamy Trump sponsored load all over their face!!!!

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

@jefferyremmers_ Jeff keeping it 💯

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

@2LegzAIW He’s the goat

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

@Kenny___Rose just went scrolled your Twitter and realized I love this account

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

@DonnyOSully_ 😭😭

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

wearing a mask in your car alone is the same thing as jerking off with a condom on

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

@RaleighBill72 Real as fuck

[American Hero @JoeyChestnutted]

@GeorgePicliano Electricity