Joey Coco

I’m the expert.

[Joey Coco @JoeyCocoExpert]

There’s a 0.1% chance he actually makes it to November for the general election. He will be replaced and the Dems will act like it’s unexpected.

[𝔹𝕦𝕕 & ℂ𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕪… @bud_cann]

I showed this video clip to my wife, saying, “he just stepped off of his helicopter and he doesn’t know where he is or remember his car is 15 feet away.”
She replied, “it’s not his fault, he has dementia”.
I said, “but he’s the President of the United States.”
She said, it’s not his fault, he has frontotemporal dementia, in six months he may not recognize his wife.”
I said, “but he’s the President of the United States!”
She said, “it’s not his fault! By next year he’ll be brushing his teeth with his razor. It’s his wife’s fault, his aides fault, the Democratic Party’s fault, they’re making a fool of America!”

[Joey Coco @JoeyCocoExpert]

@Chiefs275 @CRH_fanatic Bruh

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@GulliverGadfly @SecKennedy Are you fucking retarded?

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@SecKennedy @TulsiGabbard Yet no criminal charges? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

That guy not only destroyed our economy, he killed hundreds of thousands of people.

[Joey Coco @JoeyCocoExpert]

@AtomicCheddar2 @NorCalPatriot2 @DALLASBRADEN209 If they're advertising it at a sporting event? ABSOLUTELY.

Sports is not a place for sexual conversations. You have kids there.

[Joey Coco @JoeyCocoExpert]

@elonmusk Great hair tho.

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@royalsreview Don’t think Royals will need to worry about parking since they suck huge cock.

[Joey Coco @JoeyCocoExpert]

@MehrdadGreat @engineers_feed Only in a vacuum. You have to factor in drag.

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@AtomicCheddar2 @NorCalPatriot2 @DALLASBRADEN209 Guys fucking each other in the ass is not “humanity”. It’s mental illness.

They can do it, but it shouldn’t be celebrated.

IT’S A FUCKING BASEBALL GAME. Get this shit out of sports.

[Joey Coco @JoeyCocoExpert]

@BamaSaltyMarine @TonyBrunoShow If someone murders a pregnant woman they are charged with double homicide.

If a woman kills the baby it’s “women’s health care”.

[Joey Coco @JoeyCocoExpert]

@AvaLovelaceX @jk_rowling Figure it out bro.

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@alleria_eh @FarNorthMafia @K8_K4K This is 100% false.

[Joey Coco @JoeyCocoExpert]

@alleria_eh If you need a pride night because you fuck other men, your sexual deviance is performative.

[Joey Coco @JoeyCocoExpert]

@nbrink77 Not wearing pride shit hurts your feelings.

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@ClayTravis Not all lesbians.

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@AbsoluteAutism Today years old.

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@swaggolfco Die

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@JamieClass5 @TimRunsHisMouth @grok I mean let’s not be too hasty here.

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@barelmann Arrowhead is sub-standard but it’s all KC fans know. I promise you when the new stadium is built you’ll realize what you’ve been missing.

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@maxribbs @GBPolitcs Both can be true simultaneously.

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@just_tha_facts @RealJamesWoods But to your point, you thought Biden did a great job.