Joey Dougherty

stand up comic

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The interview with Elon Musk you always wanted to see “one with a gun to his head” so do you care about people?

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Question? Is anybody else kind of person that cures the hiccups by drinking water upside down and then chanting like a fucking banshee?

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Putting on a seatbelt just to feel heald.

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@Naim__Ali How do you not know about sampling?

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Do any of these heads look like they can fit on spikes? Just a question, everyone could take a joke, right… We do outnumbered them though, right?

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this place is held together with bubble tape and duct gum, and I don’t know what either one of those things are.

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Hell, yeah, let’s Pick who owns us!

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We need to realize that everything outside of Philadelphia is a bastardized versions of what the founding fathers wanted

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Currently watching cheers at the bar and not talking to people

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Sometimes I feel so god I forget to feel self conscious.

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Yo I feel like I got threatened by Twitter. Oh wait, no not” Twitter” definitely X everyone knows this, as X! But I encourage you to interact with this “x” or I might lose this account .

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@Naim__Ali Don’t people post shit to get attention?

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Do Sneakerheads love Shoegaze? Also is Shoegaze ment for Sneakerheads?

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Yo does anyone else get the vibe that @Eagles and @Chiefs might kiss?

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@GeneMeyerLOL When they sell out do I start having sex?

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@mannymuggz Fuck yeah bring back that Jethro!

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@ianimal69 This dude did 4 open mics.

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This tweet is just for me

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Fuck you guys half cab Ollie north is a good trick.