Joey Flex

Avid Protein drinker. Animal lover. Cancel Culture!

[Joey Flex @JoeyFlex69]

@ksorbs Haven't talked to you in a hot minute. I have changed genders many times since we last spoke. I've been listening to the album Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park for a few days now and it got me thinking how great it would be if you would join me in my quest for gender autonomy

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Destined Rivals Sleeved Booster Packs & Mega Evolution 3-Pack Blisters Spotted on the ALDI Weekly Ad Starting February 25th! Keep an eye out in your stores! 🔥

#Pokemon #PokemonTCG

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@AdamSchefter My sources have informed me that the NFL draft will hold a lottery on Thursday to fill the new vacancy in the Vatican. The obvious choice for the position is JD Vance but the Jews want Shadeur Sanders. #Coachella2025 #LuvOatMilkTH

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@DailyUFOPosts FIRST PACK OF 2025 : PULLED AN ONION BOY. 2025 GONNA BE FIRE 🔥. CONGRATS RICK GRAY MY CHAMPION. #Musk #WetSand #BlackOps6

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@Ken_Rosenthal Hearing Empire Blue Cross Blue Shield has entered the fray in the Soto sweepstakes. Their offer is 1 million a year for 726 years which includes a litter box in both home and away dugouts. #blackfridayamazon #MasterChefCelebrity

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@AdamSchefter 1 week until Americas big day. We should get hammered Friday night and set fire to some ballot boxes before the migrants eat them all. #TheBookOfCarol #Pokemon #WetSand

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@AdamSchefter watching the Jets Patriots game right now and I wanted to know if it’s gay to suck your own dick? #hezbola #hamsterkombatcombo

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@AdamSchefter Davante Adams will be a NY Jet despite your efforts to shut down Joe Douglas’s computer. Luckily Aaron Rodgers acquired a PC with a Linux operating system while he was in Egypt. #FashionableBanking #SaveBangladeshiStudents

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@AdamSchefter my sources are telling me that the 20 year old shooter of Donald Trump infiltrated Penn state football camp and attempted to take out our beloved Donald as an attempt to weaken the Ohio State Buckeyes. #Wimbledon #BlackCountryDay

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@STR0 BREAKING: JD Martinez has fired his translator after translator mistakenly told him he would
Be signing with the Mets and not the Nets. #GagCityAtlanta #MarchMadness #Shakira

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If you don’t throw for at least 30 touchdowns and get me at least to an AFC title game, I will vaccinate you. @AaronRodgers12 #LoveIsBlind #tiktokban #whatiswrongwithindia

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@STR0 Welcome back to NY. If you give up more than 2 runs a game you will forfeit 20% of your salary to me. This money will go to funding my campaign to take back Topeka. #PokemonScarletViolet #BBCBreakfast

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@ksorbs Deshaun Watson to have season ending shoulder surgery after not being able to get massage treatment. Syria has called Lebron James back to Cleveland to quarterback the team. #GoldenBachelor #MilkingMachine

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@AdamSchefter It becoming more clear that you are a Hezbollah militant. Will Derek Henry be traded to Islamic Jihad? #PeeCommunity #MilkingMachine

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Tee Morant (46% Biological contributor to beloved son Ja) will be traveling to southern Lebanon today to test fire rockets in protest of not being elected Speaker of the House. #Hezbollah #BoycottTampax

[Joey Flex @JoeyFlex69]

Tee Morant (46% Biological contributor to beloved son Ja) will be traveling to southern Lebanon today to test fire rockets in protest of not being elected Speaker of the House. #Hezbollah #BoycottTampax

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🚨BREAKING🚨: ANDREW LUCK JOINS THE UNION ARMY HE WILL REBUILD THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD IN HOPES OF FREEING THOSE WITH CTE.

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🚨BREAKING🚨: ANDREW LUCK JOINS THE UNION ARMY HE WILL REBUILD THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD IN HOPES OF FREEING THOSE WITH CTE.

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@AdamSchefter My sources have indicated that Deandre Hopkins will be traded by the end of tonight. What you hearin on the streets Adam? You pumped about Nassau Coliseum becoming a casino? #BoycottTampax