Joey Chestnut

Most dominate ATHLETE of all time… 15x Champs… Can only be stopped by a salad……..

[Joey Chestnut @JoeyJaws76]

Why Europe Sucks: Thread

1. France (Dumb Country)
2. Using Meters (What a dumb fucking form of measurement)
3. Speaking a bunch of languages
4. Super Lib Americans who study abroad and say it changed their life
5. Rory Mcilroy (FAG**T)
6. The EURO step (More Like Travel)

[Joey Chestnut @JoeyJaws76]

On Coughlin time

[Joey Chestnut @JoeyJaws76]

@TheHoopsAlerts So Glad we Won and I can finally get back on the horse. No sex request was tough but the last year and a half has flown by

[Joey Chestnut @JoeyJaws76]

@Fullcourtpass The rebound was alll time. But Honeslty, the prescience of mind to make the pass is all time

[Joey Chestnut @JoeyJaws76]

@_Njay3 They didn’t even win an NBA cup. YOU DONT KNOW BALL

[Joey Chestnut @JoeyJaws76]

@WheresMyHugGuy Good to know. Thanks Champ🏆

[Joey Chestnut @JoeyJaws76]

@SpursCulture *Narrators Voice*

“And they never did go back to the NBA finals, some guys just naturally faded away, Castle had a great career in Seattle when the SuperSonics came back. And for Wemby, well he gave his life over to the monks and hasn’t been seen in years”

[Jerry Beach @JerryBeach73]

Mike Breen, with an all-time comment: "Life is not perfect, but there are perfect moments."

[Sam Humphreys @SamHumphreys34]

Wemby in crunch time in the NBA Finals:

Game 1:
-Dribbles off foot with 50sec left.

Game 2:
-Airball with 1:30.
-Settles for terrible midrange shot in the 104-104 game with 30sec left.
-Turnover pass off Castle’s back & fouls Brunson with 9 seconds left.
-Misses good look to win at buzzer.

Game 4:
-Shoots the Knicks back into the game going 4-17FG after he told Robinson he was in his head.
-Misses both FTs up by 1 with 1:40 left.

Game 5:
-1/5FG in 4thQ.
-Missed FT down by 2 with 1:50

[DJ Zullo @DJAceNBA]

Jalen Brunson’s ability to figure out a defense in a playoff series is uncanny.

He did it again:

First two games: 25 ppg | 34/23/88

Last three games: 37.7 ppg | 48/🚨52🚨/85

[Joey Chestnut @JoeyJaws76]

@WheresMyHugGuy @barstoolsports I don’t even know what those words even mean. Foreign people are actually so stupid and bad at basketball

[Joey Chestnut @JoeyJaws76]

@stevejones20 @BeckyHammon WHICH PLAYER IS TALLER?

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Nah man this is CRAZY. The Knicks out here smoking cigars on the Spurs home court 😭

[WHERES MY HUG GUY (2026 NBA Champ) @WheresMyHugGuy]

LIBRARY

[WHERES MY HUG GUY (2026 NBA Champ) @WheresMyHugGuy]

@JoeyJaws76 @Benoit181194002 @UnderdogNBA I don’t think the metric system can grasp what being tall is

[Joey Chestnut @JoeyJaws76]

@WheresMyHugGuy @Benoit181194002 @UnderdogNBA Lmfaooo is this dude a foreign retard. I don’t even know why we allow u to have the internet

[Joey Chestnut @JoeyJaws76]

@Benoit181194002 @WheresMyHugGuy @UnderdogNBA Lmao he’s 7’5 dude. I’m pretty sure his arrogance isn’t want got him here

[Joey Chestnut @JoeyJaws76]

@prodojc Holy shit we need OG on a parade float so fucking badly. Please finish the job

[Joey Chestnut @JoeyJaws76]

Not bad for a running back