That Joe Guy

Sports writer and NUJ registered Journalist. Football, Horse Racing, WWE, #FPL Pizza. If you don't think Pizza is a sport I will fight you.

[That Joe Guy @JoeyJoeGleeson]

My 4 year old son asked me do I have a table in work?
I told him, yes I have a desk with a phone, a computer and pens.
He asked do I have any toy dinosaurs in work.
I told him I didn't.
He said "that's boring".
So.....
*me explaining to my boss why I called an emergency meeting*

[That Joe Guy @JoeyJoeGleeson]

Oh shit he's throwing up the X
It's a shoot brother!!

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 NEW: Players can now use an ‘X’ gesture to report racist abuse to referees at the World Cup.

Under the protocol, matches may be paused, suspended for 15 minutes, or abandoned if the abuse continues. @henrywinter

[That Joe Guy @JoeyJoeGleeson]

What the hell is gonna happen if Japan win the World Cup?

[JapońskaPiłka 🇯🇵 @japonskapilka]

Patrzyłem z uwagą, czy pokażą, jak Lee Kang-in dotyka pucharu. No i nie pokazali 😂

[Kevin G. Beckman @KGBBooks]

Lincoln was a babyface in the North, but had nuclear heat down South as a heel. He was eventually elevated to booker. When he refused to drop the title, creative brought in John Wilkes Booth, a known shooter.

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

Richie Sadlier👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

"It's baffling to me, how...it is controversial or contentious or objectionable that someone suggests...do you know what maybe let's not play football against them.

Maybe instead of playing a match against them, maybe let's not play a match."

[Dr Harold News @DrHaroldNews]

Dublin Man Registers Home As Data Centre So Government Will Pay His Electricity Bills

[Des Topia @LeftistDad]

On the Six One News Minister McEntee spoke about being horrified at the treatment of Irish citizens and called for sanctions on Israel.
Two hours later she voted against sanctions on Israel.
Enough said.

[That Joe Guy @JoeyJoeGleeson]

Need the two of these together for a buddy copy movie.

Pep: I've devised a careful plan
Klopp: I got a better idea
*BOOM*

*free bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd starts playing*

[That Joe Guy @JoeyJoeGleeson]

In 2039 we can have a joint celebration of Wrestlemania in Ireland and the opening of the new Children's Hospital

[Corey Brennan Of Fightful.com @CoreyBrennanFF]

Fightful Select has learned that the idea of WrestleMania coming to Ireland is being considered a ‘long term project’, and one that can be achieved if the Irish government view Ireland as a 'global sporting hub'.

Full story available now on @FightfulSelect for subscribers.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

WCW boss Ted Turner is dead at the age of 87

(I know he did lots of more important things, but that's how I'll remember him)

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

It’s not about the bear.
It’s about why that feels safer.

[justin banh @JustinBanh]

I made a titantron for Stone Cold Steve Austin out of paper

[That Joe Guy @JoeyJoeGleeson]

Name a wrestler who will flop hard if they ever move from WWE to AEW

I'll start....

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods have mutually decided to part ways with WWE.

(via @FightfulSelect, @BodyslamNet)

[Ibou, of Self Made @BackupHangman]

If you’re a wrestler that gets offered big money in WWE, you have to be cognizant of the fact that unless you get over as a top talent and/or big merch seller, WWE is gonna try to get out of that deal as soon as possible.

Main roster minimum is $350,000. If you’re like, a midcarder and they throw 500 bands at you, you’re getting that for a year bro. You’re gonna get whacked. Unless you find yourself a YEET.

[That Joe Guy @JoeyJoeGleeson]

@areumdaun__nabi @CrispyWrestlin Great often forgotten reference lol