Joey Kastoe Bravo

Bravoghini
Bravojet
Bravotank
Astos is drip🚫🧢

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

Cristiano Ronaldo was teary eyed as the whole stadium chanted his name before kick off 🥹

[Fakecel Enterprises @epsteinyurifan]

I keep telling my girlfriend we should start an OnlyFans where I fuck her, like what is the downside

[THE DUKE OF MADRID II @thedukeofmadrid]

This guy just debunked all the “Messi won more trophies than Ronaldo” arguments

Messi fans are NOT going to like this one😭😭

[Joey Kastoe Bravo @JoeyKastoe]

@CRonaldoNews So beautiful our goat 🥹❤️🇵🇹🐐

[Cristiano Ronaldo News @CRonaldoNews]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s last ever Premier League goal was against Everton in 2022.

It was also his 700th club career goal. https://t.co/MjSvF7NIHJ

[MAKE HER WET 💦 @ShewillbeWet]

If a woman is hiding something from you,

She will always say this:

[Joey Kastoe Bravo @JoeyKastoe]

@akisss71 What is the new 3 year cycle?

[angel🎀 @angellailah_yG]

but before it all went wrong, i think that was the happiest i've ever been in my life

[ye @kanyewest]

Thank you Edi Rama and to all of Albania for building a stadium and welcoming me into your beautiful country

[TC @totalcristiano]

This edit is beautiful.

[ThePortugueseXI @PortugalFPF]

This will go down as the biggest flop of a team ever in sports for me, world class talent.

I don’t think I’ll care about football or the Portuguese national team ever again.

I’m Portuguese and watched Ronaldo since I was 12 years old.

It really hurts to lose like this, I’m not even mad or crying right now, I’m just genuinely sad and disappointed, we have failed every 4 years.

I’m going to move on with my life and just focus on making money and being happy, and achieving some goals in life. Starting another business this year and won’t have time to be on this app lik I was, This sport hasn’t made me happy in 10 years since 2016. Besides the nations league games

Ronaldo you’re the standard brother, thank you for everything I don’t even know how to say it, words can’t express how proud I am of you and you’re Portuguese and from the islands like my family.

I’m sorrry they couldn’t do it for you, i didn’t want to win for Portugal, I wanted you to win it to give back for everything you have done for the sport.

Just seems like a bad dream, that he isn’t getting his World Cup Final and it’s the teams fault for not playing well.

This is the end for me,

I’ve been on this app since 2019, I became obbessed, for years on how proud I am for a little nation to produce so many world class players, watching every game, posting on here, following their careers, I showed my support more than 99.9% of the population,

There���s so many accounts on here that have the same passion I do, for years I’ve seen. I know they’re hurting like me, and we all feel the same, sorry for Ronaldo, it’s weird to me there’s millions of people who are happy right now, this guy gave everything to the sport, and people don’t respect it, end of the day he achieved what nobody else will do, he didn’t win the World Cup but he left the biggest legacy. Nobody has ever done it like him,

Instead if hating the guy, you should atleast respect what he gave to the sport.

Wanted that Final for him because it’s what he deserved.

2016 was one of the best days of my life in the streets with the Portuguese community celebrating, I know a small country would be insane to win a world cup with the same teams winning every 4 years but this team had the talent, there’s really no excuse,

Spain I hate / love you guys but you’re the better side usually, 1000 years of history togther in battles, share the same DNA we conquered the world togther but you really had to be our enemy in football, it sucks, must feel good to win.

Sorry for this long rant but it helps me put this behind me,

For everyone who has been here since I started this account, god bless you guys I hope you achieve some goals in life and have a happy life and wish nothing but good health.

We all fell in love with this guy we don’t even know, we grew up with him, watching him with our family.

To the 2016 Portuguese football team thank you from the bottom of my heart. We did the impossible.

It was fun but it’s over, I cried with you in 2016.

Can’t believe it’s over but you had millions with you every step of the way

Thank you @Cristiano

Forca 🇵🇹

[Out Of Context Madrid @Vera_RMCF]

According to some studies, Gen Z prefers watching an Cristiano Ronaldo match over having sex.

[🐺 @unrecogniseduse]

Guys who are mid 20s and just started their zina arc might be most insufferable humans you’ve ever met

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Começa a Missão Mundial! 🇵🇹

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatedera]

What are they feeding these editors? 😭😭😭❤️

[Eminent @stayEminent]

Yeah, sex is great, but imagine the dopamine rush from Cristiano Ronaldo clocking 1000 goals at the World Cup final

[kos_data @kos_data]

Kosovo won and is one match away from the World Cup.

Non-recognizer Slovakia eliminated.

Serbia is watching at home.

[North Game @NorthDaygame]

my standards before dating 201 girls:

-cute face
-nice body
-replies to my texts

my standards after dating 201 girls:

-virgin

-doesn't have Instagram

-wants children

-texts "got home safe" without me asking

-has her mom's recipe saved in her notes app

-has the same phone for 2 years because it still works

-says "i already ate" so i don't have to pay

-no tattoos

-her lockscreen is a photo of her family, not herself

-brings homemade food in a small tupperware when she visits

-keeps the same small group of friends for years

-carries a reusable bag to the grocery store

-cooks enough food so there's leftovers for tomorrow

-prefers staying home over clubbing

-offers me the last bite of her food

-handwrites birthday cards instead of sending a text

-respects her parents

-falls asleep on my chest mid-movie without trying

-doesn't drink or vape

-drinks water while her friends order cocktails

-writes things in a small notebook

-arrives 10 minutes early to our dates

-doesn't compete with men

-speaks softly to waiters even when the order is wrong

-folds my clothes after sleeping over

-kisses my forehead when she thinks i'm asleep

the more girls you date, the higher your standards get.

and the higher your standards, the better your life gets.

simple.