Reporting from @BirneyAveWiffle allegedly beloved team captain of the @RedskinsBAWA Hunter stole Kyle Puchalski’s wallet wonder what the league would do to punish him. If it was up to brownie boy: do a kissing contest between both of them. And have @KCneiss be the judge.
Breaking news from an inside source: As captain of the redskins hunter geise reportedly missing game due to protest as been false. @BirneyAveWiffle insiders have confirmed its because he promised one hour of breastfeeding from his mom to make her happy on Mother’s Day.