Joey Kolody

idk what i’m doing

[Joey Kolody @JoeyKolody]

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Joey, happy birthday to me (jk it’s not my birthday until October)!!! 🎉 🎊🎈🎂

[Joey Kolody @JoeyKolody]

Are stormtroopers (from Star Wars) Mormon? Why they always wearing white and traveling in twos on foot?? 🧐

[Joey Kolody @JoeyKolody]

I love IKEA. You get to learn Swedish while you buy mid tier dressers and eat ice cream (plot twist, the food court was closed so I didn’t get ice cream).

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I hope my tweets educate the general public. That’s all

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Ever since I got home from school today, I did nothing except sit on my ass, okay Lego Star Wars, and eat Hot Pockets. I need to do homework.

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I hope people find whimsy in my tweets because what am I besides a tall, super cool, extremely energetic, mildly handsome man without my humor??

[Joey Kolody @JoeyKolody]

Slay queens

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Felt cute, might delete later 🥺🥺

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Then you can play new games like Lego Star Wars The Skywalker Saga

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It’s all fun and games until those games end

[Joey Kolody @JoeyKolody]

Lego Star Wars Star Destroyer UCS is cool and all but when is the Lego Star Wars Dreadnaught UCS gonna drop @LEGO_Group ???

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Babe, wake up. New Lego game just dropped!

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T-MINUS 3 HOURS UNTIL LEGO STAR WARS EVERYONE!!! HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

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Does someone want to tell me why things are 100% funnier in a place where I’m not supposed to laugh??

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Yo whoever came up with the word “football” was really lazy that day. They just straight up put the two funniest words into one. Cmon man, do better.

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Never have I ever had that much meat in my mouth (I had a steak dinner btw) 😎

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Balls.

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@abbabooey Why aren’t you a hampter huh

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