Jo Schmo

West-Country girl, then Tooting, now Thornbury, South Glos. Cheese fan.

[Jo Schmo @JoeyMizzle]

Coming out of Twitter retirement to ask #Tooting folk to donate for the brain cancer treatment of a Tooting dad I’ve known my whole life, who hails from the West Country but has been a contributor to the Tooting community for many years. Good luck Conrad. https://t.co/TsxGrYDs25

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

Couldn’t agree more. It’s like asking kids to memorise the names of individual washing machine components. An exercise in methodically extinguishing any and all traces of joy.

[Cheshire Cheese Co @1CheshireCheese]

It is with great sadness we must stop sending our cheese to the EU. Due to an oversight in the Free Trade deal it is impossible for us to send cheese to our EU online consumers. DEFRA has told us not to expect an exemption or change anytime soon. Investment & hope is lost today😪

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

Check out my DADSONLY page. DADSONLY is the only site with exclusive pictures and videos of fathers taking out rubbish, connecting cables, lounging on chairs and wearing swimwear that is between 3 - 20 years old...

[Tom Worsley @tew1984]

Address when you live in a city:

36 Smith Road
Manchester
MN1 PQL

Address when you live in a tiny village of 7 people:

1 Keepers Cottage
The Mill
Flunkbury
Pilbury-on-Trout
Guffhampton
Glompershire
GM87 ENN

[National Theatre @NatTheatre2Go]

omg laurence fox stop dm-ing us, ur not gonna be hamlet!!!!!!!

[FlyWithKamala @flywithkamala]

If you and girl don’t walk into the room like Barack and Michelle Obama, don’t walk in! Sheeeeeeeeesh! 👏�

[Cleo Abram @cleoabram]

today’s the last day a woman has never been vice president

[Jo Schmo @JoeyMizzle]

Oh sweet relief.

[Jo Schmo @JoeyMizzle]

@WelshGasDoc That’s it, Hattersley! Knew it was a HIGNFY insult, couldn’t recall the recipient 😂

[Beth Granville @BettyGranville]

Absolutely LOVE @Nigella_Lawson for making this her recipe of the day today

[Jo Schmo @JoeyMizzle]

@WelshGasDoc Geoffrey Howe? Douglas Hurd? One was the lard, one was Mr Whippy Head... 🤣

[Aaron Schmit @theaaronschmit]

My girlfriend animated her 2021 mood and honestly? Same.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

[Jo Schmo @JoeyMizzle]

Am I missing something (genuinely don’t get this); why on 24 Dec 2020 are they standing so close/no masks etc? @jessicaelgot

[Enough Of That Now @AndyGilder]

When Mam says you can't have chippy tea because you got impeached

[Book-ish 📚 @Bookishcrick]

Night all, hoping for a better night sleep tonight. Todays total of books we now need to sell this month to pay our bills is 571.....going down day by day with your help, helfway in one week really gives me hope! https://t.co/YQxe7BSti9 should you fancy some Sat night browsing!

[Martin Booth @beardedjourno]

“Please work hard. Please aim high. Please don’t let anyone put you off.” This new laptop was donated anonymously to Cotham School today with an inspiring note attached.