joey phillips

[joey phillips @JoeyPhillips95]

I hate when people ask me what I do for fun because there is no classy way to say "binge drink."

[Ethan Schneider @Etadsm]

Infinity war was such a great movie but at the same time:

[joey phillips @JoeyPhillips95]

My favorite line when I'm drunk is " I ain't even that drunk"

[joey phillips @JoeyPhillips95]

This spring break I've been as useless as the the "G" in lasagna #sprangBreak

[joey phillips @JoeyPhillips95]

@JSMASH61 Isn't it though? Lol

[joey phillips @JoeyPhillips95]

@VandyFan07 @brapple25 I question our friendship now lol

[joey phillips @JoeyPhillips95]

I hate studying because The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know.

[Tau Kappa Epsilon @TKE_Fraternity]

It's now $17,763 combined by our totals. The Volunteer Province is on 🔥! https://t.co/xQWGZj6kKg https://t.co/HlGozi701q

[Ethan Schneider @Etadsm]

I'm dancing like @thebrandonrich and I'm slightly upset about it.