Joe Mamahaus

…but anything else, not my job.

[Joe Mamahaus @JoeyRolo]

Almost all of the international soccer games at Levi’s were midday and still had violence issues

9:00pm starts are gonna be bad bad bad

[Joe Mamahaus @JoeyRolo]

Knew I shoulda sold yesterday🤢🤮

[Joe Mamahaus @JoeyRolo]

No takers on 11?

Guess we’ll just call up Jeff Rosen and offer a campaign contribution and season tickets…. Should do the trick

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Santa Clara County District Attorney’s office issued a warrant for the arrest of San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Brandon Aiyuk on a misdemeanor charge of exhibition of speeding, @nwagoner confirmed.

https://t.co/mRcMDYLcM8

[Joe Mamahaus @JoeyRolo]

Sometimes I think about how there are people who stress out and lose sleep over presenting the latest updates to this guy for his companies, meanwhile he’s staring at his phone to post this stuff

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Send the video to everyone you know showing how heinously Nowak was treated by the police in his dying moments and how the police cravenly kowtowed to his murderer.

Legacy mainstream media, same ones who wrote about George Floyd millions of times, are dead silent about Nowak.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Crystal Palace, Champions of Europe ❤️💙

[Joe Mamahaus @JoeyRolo]

On our waaayyyyy

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

It's time for a European Final...

[Joe Mamahaus @JoeyRolo]

Bonus points if you remember when that guy went missing at Levi’s Stadium after a night game. They combed San Tomas Creek for days and couldn’t find him… then he appears in same creek days later🤔

[Joe Mamahaus @JoeyRolo]

I really love this schedule tho

[Joe Mamahaus @JoeyRolo]

Worse video every year

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

If these walls could talk.

🎟️: https://t.co/v4l7yokxSP

@Ticketmaster | #FTTB

[Joe Mamahaus @JoeyRolo]

S/O Kapolei 🫡

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

Checkin' in from Paradise 🌴

[Joe Mamahaus @JoeyRolo]

Another WR…. Classic Kyle

[Joe Mamahaus @JoeyRolo]

Well…

[KNBR @KNBR]

BREAKING: The 49ers have traded pick No. 30 to the NY Jets for No. 33 & 179.

[Joe Mamahaus @JoeyRolo]

Some guy my age who found himself on a tanker in the gulf:

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

*US NAVY COMMUNICATING TO VESSELS WHEN IT'S SAFE TO PASS: CNN

[Joe Mamahaus @JoeyRolo]

Tied for Sunday👀

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

If the price of beer has changed at your favorite MLB ballpark ... let us know 🍺

[Lefty Loading.... @4_Ben_Media]

You gon babysit the dice or shoot nigga?

[Joe Mamahaus @JoeyRolo]

If it ever comes out that all these missions were fake…

This is hands down the all-time funniest April Fools joke of all time

[NASA Artemis @NASAArtemis]

Moonbound.

The Artemis II mission lifted off from @NASAKennedy's Launch Complex 39B today at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC).

[Joe Mamahaus @JoeyRolo]

This April Fools delay is gonna be hilarious

[NASA Artemis @NASAArtemis]

The launch team at @NASAKennedy are GO to begin filling the Artemis II rocket with fuel.

The official launch broadcast begins at 12:50pm ET (1650 UTC). Liftoff is scheduled for no earlier than 6:24 pm ET (2224 UTC). Tanking coverage can be found here: https://t.co/VVJqQrRz4a

[Scotty Holdridge @holdridge_scott]

On the same day Uber Golf gets announced is insane.