JoeSalmen_11

Westminster College •All-American OF/Pitcher •2x All-Conference Punter #ForTheBrand •Hickory Hornets 8th grade basketball coach🐺#WintersHere

[YAF @yaf]

*sees protesters outside of @BenShapiro lecture*

My Brain:
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Me:
"FACTS DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS”

[Jonathan Abbott @jabbott97]

@JoeySalmen

[JoeSalmen_11 @JoeySalmen]

Good

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

'Game of Thrones' director David Nutter says all episodes in S8 will be longer than 60 minutes ⚔️

[Scott Moore @Scotty_M0]

LOL wins may be the single most irrelevant stat for a pitcher. deGrom was the best pitcher in baseball this year and you don’t even need stats to realize that

[Alyea @AlyeaCioffi]

I literally haven’t read one turkey text to someone’s mom that was even a little funny...

[T.J. Parker @CoachTJ_Parker]

Special thank you to the Niles Wellness Center for hosting us. Last one was a great one. #BowlReady #ClaytonChapmanBowl

[JoeSalmen_11 @JoeySalmen]

Top 5 guy on twitter

[Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18]

Don’t go for it kids. Don’t give it everything you’ve got. You may fail. Then people will call you a loser even if you are retired at 35. They will. Loser at 35 for going for it. Don’t do it. Don’t even try.

[The BOB & TOM Show @bobandtom]

The crazed @ThatJoshArnold

[JoeSalmen_11 @JoeySalmen]

@AirRobinson27 😂😂😂

[JoeSalmen_11 @JoeySalmen]

@AirRobinson27 Don't even know where to start making fun of you for this.....

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

We ABSOLUTELY need a military presence to meet the caravan. It’s an INVASION and should be treated as such! #MigrantInvasion

[steve @StCrad]

A soldier walks into a bar and buys 8 pints for his dead comrades in Afghanistan, drinks his pint and leaves the bar leaving photos of each mate at there glass, how incredibly moving is that, god bless them all. Taken from Facebook.

[Jordan Strack @JordanStrack]

@Blazefire84 It’s 2 more games than they already play & it happens in high school & in every other level of college football. They’ll be just fine. Drop one cupcake if you’re that concerned.

[Jon Devine @JonDevine01]

If you’re having a bad day, just remember there are still people in this world who think driving in reverse takes miles off the car

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

You’re not an American if you’re here illegally. That’s what the “illegal” part means. Merica.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

22 years ago today, Space Jam premiered 🏀

[🐐 @ShowTimePls]

LeBron carried a Cavs team that is currently 1-11 without him to the Finals. But when Steph is hurt, KD can’t even beat the Clippers with two all-star teammates.

Imagine thinking KD > LeBron

[Connor Cox @Coach_Cox20]

@em_marcus11 not a poll for me 😇

[The Chick McGee @chickmcgee1]

So.....this happened https://t.co/xFUtwHU7vM