" When she’s yawning in public and your dick hits muscle memory so hard, so you have to drag her into the dirtiest toilet and deepthroat her, ripping her vocal cords. "
Gooner roommates
“How was work bro?”
“It was ok what you up too?”
“Oh I’m just jerkin off you?”
“Yea I’m jerkin it too no biggie”
“Yea it’s cool jerking off ykno”
“Yea it’s like gonna make me nut bro lol”
“Yea same bro like wtfff this feels good asf”
“Yea like look at how I nut”