Joey Segner

I am who I am, and I ask that you accept that.

[Joey Segner @JoeySegner]

Don't forget to swing by mine and @thesing_jacob 's grad party today!!! My house 2715 E Burr Oak St. 2-6pm, and there will be tacos

[Adam Bendel @PapaBloodVesel]

@JoeySegner @thesing_jacob this cracks me up. 😂 ft @Great___Scott

[Joey Segner @JoeySegner]

@SLAYla_beth we're actually sick tho

[Joey Segner @JoeySegner]

It sucks being sick

[Joey Segner @JoeySegner]

I forgot about some ice cream I left in my car last night, it's still frozen, I'm so excited!

[Joey Segner @JoeySegner]

Thought I left my phone charger in Mexico, went to buy a new one at Walmart, got home, found charger

[Joey Segner @JoeySegner]

Goodbye America, I'm sorry to say you will be without my frequent inspiring tweets for a week. And hello Mexico!!!

[Joey Segner @JoeySegner]

I'm going to get so sweaty today in this ugly sweater

[Joey Segner @JoeySegner]

I won the guess how many dum dums in a jar at work! I'm such a good guesser. But what am I going to do with 97 dum dums?

[Joey Segner @JoeySegner]

There's a critter in my attic above my room and it's keeping me awake, I'd like to send a few shotgun blasts through the roof

[Joey Segner @JoeySegner]

Finally got an iPhone! Maybe this means I should start using my Twitter?

[Michael @FlockaFlocka77]

Good Luck Tonight Central Football! @SkiBumbBendel @JoeySegner kick some Hilltopper ass! #RAIDERNATION

[Joey Segner @JoeySegner]

@BABurritoCo You can count on it!

[Joey Segner @JoeySegner]

@BABurritoCo Yep!!! Doctor said I'm clear to eat more burritos now;)

[Joey Segner @JoeySegner]

Eating a microwaveable burrito with my shirt off when the lava-like burrito filling plopped out landing on my nipple causing me much pain

[Andrea Myhre @MAN_darinorange]

The most annoying thing is how everyone goes 35 on Mormon coulee THE SPEED LIMIT IS 40 PEOPLE SO GO 40!!!!!

[Joey Segner @JoeySegner]

I can smell the football already

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Quit bitchin' and start fishin'.

[Joey Segner @JoeySegner]

I think tomorrow is the first day I have nothing going on in months, what a great feeling

[Joe Burner @_HoesLoveJoe]

It seems like all my friends have girlfriends but only like .25 do.
But still why tf don't I