Joey Snackpants, Esq.

Your favorite anime sucks! @WilliamShatner, Great Actor or Greatest Actor Ever? [email protected]

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

It's been 60 years in the making and it's all thanks to you the fans! Happy Birthday @StarTrek! My best, Bill

[Joey Snackpants, Esq. @JoeySnackpants]

I could get behind this...

[Chainsaw Ash (☥𝐃𝐁) @AshySlasheeDB]

Bruce Campbell told Collider the one cult role he’d still play is Brisco County, Jr.

Brisco would be older now, a lawyer
Socrates has a firm. The story starts at Lord Bowler’s grave: who killed him.

Just Bruce saying that’s the one he’d put the boots back on for.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

ICE COLD FACT 💎 https://t.co/iOEttmTrAm

[Amelia @theamelia___]

Apparently if you’re right-brained you see a rabbit, if you’re left-brained you see a turtle.

What do you see? 🤔

[Joey Snackpants, Esq. @JoeySnackpants]

@Kickstarter really needs to add a column on their project tracker that says, "Never going to fucking get this."

[Joey Snackpants, Esq. @JoeySnackpants]

@StarWarsDaily_ -3

[Joey Snackpants, Esq. @JoeySnackpants]

@brockpierson Oh yeah... :)

[Joey Snackpants, Esq. @JoeySnackpants]

@DyerbolicalDB Just rewatched it this week. Forgot how awesome it is.

[Joey Snackpants, Esq. @JoeySnackpants]

@FrontierCorp @AskFrontier a 'trouble ticket' that just has 'working on it' without dates or a timeline is useless, and extremely frustrating. Reminds me of early #sprintmobile... great when it was working... complete shitshow when it wasnt. Not good optics for a new customer.

[Joey Snackpants, Esq. @JoeySnackpants]

Well this @Delta powered fuck up out of LAS is getting better... And by better I mean shitty, because I know corporate doesn't speak sarcasm.

[Joey Snackpants, Esq. @JoeySnackpants]

Nothing more frustrating than arriving for a signing at the posted hours, and they aren't there. My time is valuable too. Do better @MegaConOrlando

[Joey Snackpants, Esq. @JoeySnackpants]

Mach Go Go Go!
@MegaConOrlando #megaconorlando2026

[Joey Snackpants, Esq. @JoeySnackpants]

@Delta if you are going to tell us to be here 2 hours early, you need to have those agents there 2 hours early too. @INDairport

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

With politicians like these, who needs terrorists?

[Joey Snackpants, Esq. @JoeySnackpants]

What the hell @Bungie?!? I took a 90 minute break... Still can't get a Rook going on any map! Sure glad I bought this POS. @MarathonTheGame

[Joey Snackpants, Esq. @JoeySnackpants]

@Bungie what's the deal? I am trying to Rook and can't find a match... Quite frustrating to not be able to play the game I bought.

[The Fighting Irish @FightingIrish]

A legacy that will always live here

#GoIrish☘️

[Notre Dame Football @NDFootball]

Lou’s Overture 💚

#GoIrish☘️

[Joey Snackpants, Esq. @JoeySnackpants]

Check out this store! https://t.co/oOUGBL36Yl

[Joey Snackpants, Esq. @JoeySnackpants]

Yeah, even as a customer I think @incogni_com is a load of horseshit. You can't back into any of their data... reminds me of that fake dashboard Bernie Madoff made to show his scheme was 'legit'.